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Morrigu
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David
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^ Very good. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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think positive
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brilliant!!! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Morrigu
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I’m an orca - been known to eat dolphins for breakfast and penguins for lunch _________________ “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” |
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think positive
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i picked it but i didnt want to say....!!!!!! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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watt price tully
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Loved it _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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Sicks Bux
Hal 2003-2019
Joined: 30 Jun 2020 Location: Me Island Ome
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Anyone else see Nathan Bown's lame Skype call on the Sunday Footy Show? Matthew Lloyd thought it was hilarious and Brown looked genuinely cut. |
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Sicks Bux
Hal 2003-2019
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Finally got around to watching Jacko's interview on Open Mike. It was fascinating and funny. I agree with what had to say about the state of the game. If I had my way the AFL would just go back to the 1989 rule book and leave it at that.
https://youtu.be/LxOljBVil2g |
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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(Stolen from a BTL comment in the Guardian)
The Orange Thing took time off from golf and tweeting to visit a primary school classroom. Today they were discussing words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr Trump if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So he asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Mr Trump, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Trump. "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Trump searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice Johhny said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed El Presidente Trump. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!" _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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Morrigu
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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Tannin wrote: | (Stolen from a BTL comment in the Guardian)
The Orange Thing took time off from golf and tweeting to visit a primary school classroom. Today they were discussing words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr Trump if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So he asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Mr Trump, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Trump. "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Trump searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice Johhny said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed El Presidente Trump. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!" |
The guts of that joke have been used for every Western leader since before the Internet _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Pies4shaw
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They've never been so true, though. |
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stui magpie
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Nah, funny in context.
I'm surprised the Airplane flight one hasn't been recycled yet. Remember the Alamo. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Morrigu
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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Didn't see her on the news but saw her on social media.
Utter self entitled muppet. She's done all of Brighton? I'd suggest there's a lot of blokes there who'd be denying that. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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