What made me laugh today...

[Morrigu]

Love this

https://www.facebook.com/NurseGeorgieCarroll/videos/734433870629413/

[David]

^ Very good.

[think positive]

brilliant!!!

[Morrigu]

I’m an orca - been known to eat dolphins for breakfast and penguins for lunch

[think positive]

i picked it but i didnt want to say....!!!!!!

[watt price tully]

[Sicks Bux]

Anyone else see Nathan Bown's lame Skype call on the Sunday Footy Show? Matthew Lloyd thought it was hilarious and Brown looked genuinely cut.

[Sicks Bux]

Finally got around to watching Jacko's interview on Open Mike. It was fascinating and funny. I agree with what had to say about the state of the game. If I had my way the AFL would just go back to the 1989 rule book and leave it at that.

https://youtu.be/LxOljBVil2g

[Tannin]

(Stolen from a BTL comment in the Guardian)

The Orange Thing took time off from golf and tweeting to visit a primary school classroom. Today they were discussing words and their meanings.

The teacher asked Mr Trump if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So he asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Mr Trump, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Trump. "That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Trump searched the room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.

In a quiet voice Johhny said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed El Presidente Trump. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"

[Morrigu]

Not bad

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4vTnbBSROGE

[stui magpie]

[Pies4shaw]

They've never been so true, though.

[stui magpie]

Nah, funny in context.

I'm surprised the Airplane flight one hasn't been recycled yet. Remember the Alamo.

[Morrigu]

Anyone see this muppet on the news last night?

The unidentified woman bemoaned the exercise restrictions, asserting “Well, you get sick of walking the same streets, you know? I’ve done all of Brighton.”

At his media briefing this am Dan said - “I’ve got a very clear message to every single Victorian, particularly some of those featured in social media. Whether you’re in Broadmeadows or Brighton, ‘stay at home’ means ‘stay at home.’ And if walking your local streets is boring, well being bored is much better than being in intensive care.”

This is the best link I can find that has both bits of vision.
https://mobile.twitter.com/keegs/status/1284324769790193664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1284324769790193664%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pedestrian.tv%2Fnews%2Fdan-andrews-karen-from-brighton%2F

And then Liberal MP for Brighton fires back: https://mobile.twitter.com/newbury3186/status/1284320232815816704

How dare Dan suggest the folk of poor old neglected Brighton follow the rules

[stui magpie]

Didn't see her on the news but saw her on social media.

Utter self entitled muppet. She's done all of Brighton? I'd suggest there's a lot of blokes there who'd be denying that.