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3rd degree
Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Location: John Wren's tote
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Highly sought after Collingwood recruit Matthew Scharenberg may have indulged an ancient remedy from the 90s which was first used in his Native state of South Australia in order to solve his ongoing foot injuries so make a quicker aniticipated debut for his new club.
Scharenberg was allegedly sighted walking walking freely across a lava pit builty by fire guru Paul Blackburn near the newly built Tecoma McDonalds and left feeling 'elated' unlike Crows veteran Nigel Smart who in 1992 attempted a similar walk and ended up on crutches with a variety of burns on his plates of meat and suffered from hair loss and began to resemble a and talk like a smug accountant from Lethal Weapon 2, however Smart did go on to play in back to back Premierships at the Crows. The Magpies are hoping this symptom 'Lava' walking affects Scharenberg and he joins Smart in this honour.
Mark ' Choco' Williams added that "Scharenberg was the best school boy footballer he had seen walk across fire since Wayne Carey did it". This was said in between bites of a coffee scroll and butter at Richmond training. _________________ " Ohhh Banksy and out comes the Note Book".
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John Wren
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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i'd be consulting a certain peter 'crackers' keenan for advice. anyone know how to get in contact with him? _________________ Purveyor of sanctimonious twaddle. |
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Piethagoras' Theorem
the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk
Joined: 29 May 2006
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Love ya work, 3rd degree, you sure are one whacked out dude! _________________ Formally frankiboy and FrankieGoesToCollingwood. |
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Woods Of Ypres
Joined: 27 May 2003 Location: Yugoslavia
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love your style, 3rd. |
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3rd degree
Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Location: John Wren's tote
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thanks folks I couldn't resist! _________________ " Ohhh Banksy and out comes the Note Book".
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Jezza
2023 PREMIERS!
Joined: 06 Sep 2010 Location: Ponsford End
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Great work 3rd degree! Love it! _________________ | 1902 | 1903 | 1910 | 1917 | 1919 | 1927 | 1928 | 1929 | 1930 | 1935 | 1936 | 1953 | 1958 | 1990 | 2010 | 2023 | |
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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Great stuff 3rd _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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damn it _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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Cam
Nick's BB Member #166
Joined: 10 May 2002 Location: Springvale
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Good work ol fella! _________________ Get back on top. |
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