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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:15 pm
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Highly sought after Collingwood recruit Matthew Scharenberg may have indulged an ancient remedy from the 90s which was first used in his Native state of South Australia in order to solve his ongoing foot injuries so make a quicker aniticipated debut for his new club.

Scharenberg was allegedly sighted walking walking freely across a lava pit builty by fire guru Paul Blackburn near the newly built Tecoma McDonalds and left feeling 'elated' unlike Crows veteran Nigel Smart who in 1992 attempted a similar walk and ended up on crutches with a variety of burns on his plates of meat and suffered from hair loss and began to resemble a and talk like a smug accountant from Lethal Weapon 2, however Smart did go on to play in back to back Premierships at the Crows. The Magpies are hoping this symptom 'Lava' walking affects Scharenberg and he joins Smart in this honour.

Mark ' Choco' Williams added that "Scharenberg was the best school boy footballer he had seen walk across fire since Wayne Carey did it". This was said in between bites of a coffee scroll and butter at Richmond training.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:17 pm
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i'd be consulting a certain peter 'crackers' keenan for advice. anyone know how to get in contact with him?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:09 pm
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Love ya work, 3rd degree, you sure are one whacked out dude! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:20 pm
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Very Happy

love your style, 3rd.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:06 pm
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thanks folks I couldn't resist!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:19 am
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Great work 3rd degree! Love it!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:58 am
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Great stuff 3rd Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:58 am
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damn it Embarassed
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Good work ol fella!
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