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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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I will now admit my faults and hope the Australian public will think of me as just another Aussie bloke....I had my first smoke at 12, I hated it, had my first beer at 10, again hated that, but when I got older I drank again, on my 18th birthday and even got a bit shitfaced watching the Maggies play Port at AAMI last season, boy that was a ripper of a match.
I almost smoked a joint 10 years ago, man what the hell was I thinking? Oh right I wanted to smoke a joint....right, well I didn't have a light, what is wrong with parents? Give me a damn lighter!
I've known and hung out with people that have done drugs, and have been in a detention centre, and jail, well living in Clarendon Vale, you more then likely going to know someone that has been in trouble with the law....
So Australia, will you vote for me now? I didn't go to a strip club, but I am only 23 and well...you know there's still hope for me! I'm screwed aren't I? _________________ Ðavâgé
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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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You sound better then Howard.
Got My Vote _________________ I am Da Man |
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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Syd_Magpies_Girl
The Russell Street Pole Dancing Bogan
Joined: 08 Feb 2007
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Sorry, you haven't been streaking. You don't get my vote sorry. _________________ Insert useless signature here -----> |
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Piethagoras' Theorem
the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk
Joined: 29 May 2006
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Geez Proto, I reckon the Pope has better credentials
ffs, get out and rebel, you wowser! _________________ Formally frankiboy and FrankieGoesToCollingwood. |
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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You're off to an average start there Proto.
Never mind, you're probably doing better than Rudd. The guys on tripleM this arvo reckons getting pissed for the first time ever on your 35th Birthday is just un-australian.
You have time on your side. There's still time to go to a strip club when you're sh1tfaced; break a taxi drivers arm or hold the world record for sculling a yardglass. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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magpiesgirl
Crazy About Daisy!!!
Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Location: Cheltenham
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Youve got my vote Proto!Us diabetics have gotta stick together lol _________________ Collingwood:Not just a club,but a way of life!
“I can honestly say there will never be another Strauchanie and the boys at the club can’t help but be thankful for that” -Nathan Buckley |
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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