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David 
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oof, "groaner" is right! 
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And the other kid didn’t ask why though, just why would you?
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stui magpie 
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Not touching that.
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Lazza
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Q) What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a
Penis?
A) A man……………..🤓
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stui magpie
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You been talking to my ex wife?
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talking to her???? i F....!!!!!
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stui magpie
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| think positive wrote: | | talking to her???? i F....!!!!! |
 Ehhhh
Billy's daily Groaner.
My son, Luke, really loves how I named my kids after characters from Star Wars.
My daughter, Chewbacca not so much.
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David
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OK, that's funny. Billy is redeemed.
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stui magpie
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My neighbor confronted me yesterday, apparently someone has been stealing her clothes off the washing line.
Seriously, I nearly shit her pants.
I told my girlfriend the other day that her clothes were too tight and revealing.
She gave me a look that could curdle milk and said,
Well stop fkn wearing them then
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stui magpie
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On the first day of school a teacher explains to her class that she is a Carlton fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Carlton fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Carlton fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked,
'Well, if you are not a Carlton fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Collingwood fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Janie please tell us why you are a Collingwood fan?'
"Because my mom is a Collingwood fan, and my dad is a fan, so I'm a fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Magpies fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Carlton fan.
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think positive
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love it!
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stui magpie
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Billy's daily groaner
Q. What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste.
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stui magpie
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Billy's Daily Groaner
Q. What do you call an anti vaxx Nanny?
A. Mrs Doubt Pfizer
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stui magpie
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Billy's daily groaner, somewhat topical.
Q: What is the Russian name for a chamber pot?
A: A Poo Tin.
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David
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Starting to feel like Billy's next joke should be to spend a day in the stocks, so we can have the opportunity of throwing rotten vegetables at him.
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