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Side By Side
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Huh fat chicks don’t get a mention?
Although my specialty is umpire direction _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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watt price tully
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Jezza
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Joined: 06 Sep 2010 Location: Ponsford End
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Bob Katter dressed up as the grim reaper in front of Parliament House.
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stui magpie
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WTF is the Kat with the Hat doing there? _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Jezza
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stui magpie
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The egg has slipped off his toast. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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What'sinaname
Joined: 29 May 2010 Location: Living rent free
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The problem is, Holden make shit cars that no one wants to buy.
The Australian made product was rubbish with a V6 or V8 when the market wanted smaller 4 cylinder cars, or cars with greater fuel economy.
Their Daewoo imports (Cruze, Captiva) are just rebadged Daewoos built in South Korea but no where near the same quality as Kia / Hyundai
And what they imported from GM USA (Equinox and Arcadia) just weren't competitive in the SUV market.
Why would we want to keep manufacturing cars that no one here will buy and no one overseas will. _________________ Fighting against the objectification of woman. |
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think positive
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**** you! Don’t **** with the Holden!
I was having a good laugh at the bulldog giants punch up - til they got stuck into Heath! Man nothin like a good old footy brawl!
UMPIRE! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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stui magpie
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Found this by accident, one for our Kiwi friends in lockdown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0 _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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think positive
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Love it _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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I’d been reading and sawing hyperbole the wrong way all my life until my 10 kid said it as part of his school curriculum. |
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I also asked google what a hyperbole was (in my old pro of the word) - she said hyper bowl was a 10 pin bowing game released in the 1980s... |
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stui magpie
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^
Drove to Toc this morning, on the Hume and about 2km south of Donnybrook rd where you hit Kalkallo, traffic basicaly stopped. Both lanes. So crawled along for a bit, I'm thing maybe there's a covid checkpoint or something.
Crawl a bit more at walking pace, see some signs saying roadwork ahead, 40kmh. Now I'm thinking of the Arj Barker roadworks comedy routine.
Crawl a bit further, getting closer to Donnybrook rd, now it's merge lanes, right lane closed, only left lane working.
Merge to the left and crawl on, witches hats down the middle of the road keeping the right lane clear, still no sign of workers or work.
Finally, up ahead see a truck in the left lane. As I get close to it, I see one bloke standing beside the truck and another guy standing in the grassy area between t he northbound and southbound lanes, taking a piss on a tree.
That was the extent of the roadworks, 100m later it was back to 100kmh zone.
I fkn cracked up laughing for the next 10 minutes. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Sicks Bux
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Joined: 30 Jun 2020 Location: Me Island Ome
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watt price tully
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Groucho Marx in the 1950's: with look, a pause and a comment.
No swearing, no rudeness, no aggression; just funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R14fwado0A _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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