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Tannin wrote: | Fk'n wankers. Should be stripped of their citizenship and have multiple made-in-China basketballs humanely inserted into their rectums with a large hydraulic ram. The only problem I foresee with this policy has to do with the difficulty of determining which end of the idiot contains the rectum. |
"Humanely" ?? How do you humanely insert multiple basketballs into a rectum with a large hydraulic ram?
(And why would you bother? Do it humanely, I mean) |
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npalm wrote: | "Humanely" ?? How do you humanely insert multiple basketballs into a rectum with a large hydraulic ram? |
Just before you start the insertion, you say "Now this won't hurt a bit ...."
Later on, part-way through the first ball perhaps, you can continue: " .... it will hurt a lot! _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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Tannin wrote: | npalm wrote: | "Humanely" ?? How do you humanely insert multiple basketballs into a rectum with a large hydraulic ram? |
Just before you start the insertion, you say "Now this won't hurt a bit ...."
Later on, part-way through the first ball perhaps, you can continue: " .... it will hurt a lot! |
That's one option.
The other one is to provide lube, insert them while deflated then inflate them once they're all in place while some pats them gently on the shoulder and says "There there, it's almost finished." _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie wrote: | Tannin wrote: | npalm wrote: | "Humanely" ?? How do you humanely insert multiple basketballs into a rectum with a large hydraulic ram? |
Just before you start the insertion, you say "Now this won't hurt a bit ...."
Later on, part-way through the first ball perhaps, you can continue: " .... it will hurt a lot! |
That's one option.
The other one is to provide lube, insert them while deflated then inflate them once they're all in place while someone pats them gently |
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