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BJ
Harry C - The champion of the Harrys
Joined: 09 Oct 2001 Location: All around the place
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I wrote this a month or more ago, was going to post it, but somehow forgot... Hope you enjoy
We might as well sound the siren
Welcome, give three cheers
To the greatest Magpie football team
We have seen in years
Adelaide might think they’re tough
But really they are fairies
Fancy giving up guaranteed youth
For the old man known as Carey
Brisbane Lions look out
Because no true supporter cares
We all know who you really are
A propped up AFL Bears
Caaarlton are feared by none
They are old and have lost their funds
They don’t know if the rule is sons-father
Or if it’s father- sons
Essendon have been brave
In the light of losing some stars
But you can’t buy them mini miners Kev
If you promised them sports cars
Fremantle have been impressive
On the training track
But when they get to the real stuff
They turn back into hacks
Geelong are the “youth” of the league
A team that don’t want quitters
But they don’t have after match parties
They just have baby-sitters
Hawthorn is the glamour-boy team
Who play without a care
Except for when it’s half time
There’s a queue to brush their hair
Kangaroos are doing okay
They seem to have broken the shackles
They sold some stuff to raise some funds
Plus 22 chocolate crackles
Melbourne are still the chardonnay set
The team known as the Dees
The ‘members’ only go to games
When they can’t find their skis
Port are the biggest pretenders
For a team of their size
They like to think they are good
But we are the real Magpies
Richmond are a team of hopefuls
But their supporters get upset
When they lose the ‘bandis’ choose
To support the chardonnay set
Sydney are the red and whites
The team from the harbour city
But don’t follow them if you like winning
Because you’ll end up shitty
St.Kilda are the saints
Who look okay on paper
But you must be tougher than a cream puff
To play well in the aussie rules caper
West Coast Eagles are triers
Their supporters are even more trying
A bunch of front runners I tell you
And there’s no way I am lying
Western Bulldogs have no bite
They never had it at all
But you need more than a wag of a tail
When you’re going for the ball
So as you can see the odds look okay
You might even say they’re good
A premiership is on its way
For the good old Collingwood _________________ I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. |
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MagpieMad
One in, All in!!
Joined: 15 Jan 2001 Location: -37.798563,144.996641
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lol well done BJ _________________ Pain heals, Chicks dig scars, Glory..... lasts forever! |
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Joel
Joined: 23 Mar 1999 Location: Mornington Peninsula
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Very good BJ!! |
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swooper_101
Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Location: Victoria
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so let me sum it up mate, every team sucks apart from COLLINGWOOD I can deal with that |
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Kristin5
Fiery Redhead
Joined: 19 Apr 2001
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Great poem BJ - good stuff. _________________ "I'm sure people see me as a screaming redhead with a big pair of boobs, but I like to think I've got things to say." Geri Halliwell, former member of the Spice Girls. |
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*Rach_luvs_Lonie*
*~LiL bItTa CoUnTrY..LiL bItA mJ~*
Joined: 26 Jul 2002 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, LONIE LAND!!
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Great poem BJ!!
luv Rach!!xoxox |
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Miss_Lisey_Molloy
Keith Urban - CMA 2005 Entertainer Of The Year!
Joined: 19 Jun 2002 Location: Lilydale
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That rocks BJ. You are an amazing poet guy!
Love always, Alyssa xoxo _________________ *~Alyssa's Song Of The Moment~*
I See You - Luke Bryan
Jarrod Molloy's #1 Fan! Pies are Premiers in 2010!! |
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I@n S
Joined: 09 Sep 1999 Location: Pakenham
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lol nice one..bj |
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