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Dale61 

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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2002 3:54 am
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Don't know if these have done the rounds yet, but here goes....

Q: What is the difference between Skippy and Wayne Carey?
A: Skippy can root anyone he likes and still be a kangaroo.

Q: Why does Wayne Carey wear boxer shorts?
A: Top keep his ankles warm.

150 woman were asked if they would consider sleeping with Wayne Carey. 70% said never again.

Q: What does Wayne Carey do when he gets out of bed?
A: He goes home.

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