Dale61
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
Joined: 17 Apr 2002 Location: /home/room/chair
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Post subject: Wayne Carey jokes | |
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Don't know if these have done the rounds yet, but here goes....
Q: What is the difference between Skippy and Wayne Carey?
A: Skippy can root anyone he likes and still be a kangaroo.
Q: Why does Wayne Carey wear boxer shorts?
A: Top keep his ankles warm.
150 woman were asked if they would consider sleeping with Wayne Carey. 70% said never again.
Q: What does Wayne Carey do when he gets out of bed?
A: He goes home.
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