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~Madness~
...The Cat...
Joined: 29 May 2001 Location: Melbourne, Vic, Au
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Post subject: If AFL teams were women...... | |
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IF AFL TEAMS WERE WOMEN
(this is NOT meant to be sexist....just funny)
Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.
West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.
Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times
The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.
Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no Barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you still wouldn't. _________________ "whaaa whaaaaaa! |
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~Madness~
...The Cat...
Joined: 29 May 2001 Location: Melbourne, Vic, Au
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New Port Power song
We have no power to win
Great power to lose
Theres a game to play and were shakeing
Theres a thing called a ball
We can't find it at all
Theres hysterics here in the making.
We'll never kick kick kick cus were thick thick thick _________________ "whaaa whaaaaaa! |
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skaman
One step beyond.......
Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Location: Townsville via Melbourne
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I thought WCE couldve been Courtney Love. _________________ Enjoy yourself. Its later than you think! |
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Syd_Magpies_Girl
The Russell Street Pole Dancing Bogan
Joined: 08 Feb 2007
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That was lame. Sorry. _________________ Insert useless signature here -----> |
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Dr Alf Andrews
Fitzroy Victoria Bowling Club
Joined: 20 Oct 2001 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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~Madness~ wrote: |
... Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while ...
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Now THAT was funny ... the rest wasn't. _________________ Line and Length ... Line and Length ... Line and Length |
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~Madness~
...The Cat...
Joined: 29 May 2001 Location: Melbourne, Vic, Au
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Dr Alf Andrews wrote: | ~Madness~ wrote: |
... Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while ...
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Now THAT was funny ... the rest wasn't. |
It seems it was very unfunny all round... Will teach me to copy emails into threads.
Guess the "sack MM" threads create more humour. Better start another one of those.
Mods, ya better delete it. _________________ "whaaa whaaaaaa! |
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London Dave
Ješte jedna pivo prosím
Joined: 16 Dec 1998 Location: Iceland on Thames
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Off topic posts removed......stick to the topic thanks folks! |
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sherrife
Victorian Socialists - people before profit
Joined: 18 Apr 2003
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I thought it was mildly clever, if that makes you feel any better lol _________________ I would be ashamed to admit that I had risen from the ranks. When I rise it will be with the ranks... - Eugene Debs |
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