If AFL teams were women......

~Madness~ · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:06 pm

IF AFL TEAMS WERE WOMEN

(this is NOT meant to be sexist....just funny)

Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.

West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.

Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.

St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.

Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.

Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.

Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times

The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.

Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.

Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no Barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.

Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.

Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.

Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you still wouldn't.

~Madness~ · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:09 pm

New Port Power song

We have no power to win
Great power to lose
Theres a game to play and were shakeing
Theres a thing called a ball
We can't find it at all
Theres hysterics here in the making.
We'll never kick kick kick cus were thick thick thick

skaman · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:06 am

I thought WCE couldve been Courtney Love.

Syd_Magpies_Girl · The Russell Street Pole Dancing Bogan Joined: 08 Feb 2007

That was lame. Sorry.

Dr Alf Andrews · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:11 am

~Madness~ · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:33 am

London Dave · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:43 pm

Off topic posts removed......stick to the topic thanks folks!

sherrife · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:05 pm

I thought it was mildly clever, if that makes you feel any better Smile

lol