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M@®© ![Virgo Virgo](templates/subSilver/images/icon_mini_virgo.gif)
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Anyone know any good umpire jokes ?
I have a couple
What's the worst thing that can happen to an umpire when he gets home after a game?
His guide dog bites him.
How many umpires does it take to change a light bulb?
None, being able to see anything clearly has no relevance to their lives. |
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dillo_09 ![Cancer Cancer](templates/subSilver/images/icon_mini_cancer.gif)
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Why Don't Umpires Skydive???
It scares the shit out of the guide dog's |
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