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M@®© Virgo

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Joined: 13 Apr 2003
Location: Victoria - Rowville
PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:41 am
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Anyone know any good umpire jokes ?
I have a couple

What's the worst thing that can happen to an umpire when he gets home after a game?
His guide dog bites him.


How many umpires does it take to change a light bulb?
None, being able to see anything clearly has no relevance to their lives.
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dillo_09 Cancer



Joined: 15 Apr 2001
Location: Whittington
PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:52 am
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Why Don't Umpires Skydive???

It scares the shit out of the guide dog's
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