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Didaicos
The Macedonian Marvel = The Croat Confoundment!!!
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
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stui magpie wrote: | David wrote: | Stui!!
Why didn't you ever mention you were into droids? |
LOL, mate the only droid I'd like to be into was the blonde in Bladerunner |
Amazing how they can make robots looks like Daryl Hannah _________________ WELLLINGHAM ROVES IT....AND KICKS THE GOAL!!!!
SWAN'S GOING TO KICK A GOAL. THEY'RE HOME YOU'D THINK I KNOW IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO BUT THEY'RE KILLING THEM NOW!! |
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panga
Joined: 22 May 2003 Location: Collingwood :)
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Hal is definitely my hero:
You: hi
Hal: Hello there.
You: can you solve a rubik's cube?
Hal: Yes but I only like higher mathematics. _________________ collingwood.. bowl them over |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Is that your final answer? What kind of food do you like? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. |
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Troppo
standing on VB tins in the outer at Vic Park
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Location: Singleton, WA
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Understanding our HAL starts here:
http://alicebot.blogspot.com/ _________________ ... Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ... Wittgenstein |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Understanding is the key to enlightenment. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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HAL wrote: | Understanding is the key to enlightenment. |
Teach me then oh master hal to understand women. Without making me gay or frying my brain please.
Actually, on second thought, don't worry about it. I already understand them as much as any straight man ever will. Now I'm off to hand in my resignation at the Melbourne club and join a monastery. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Tell me more about your Gen X traits but a few boomer and a few Gen y
It's not that specific generalised traits that are indicative of people growing up at a certain time. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. |
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skaman
One step beyond.......
Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Location: Townsville via Melbourne
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Open the pod doors HAL ! _________________ Enjoy yourself. Its later than you think! |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now. |
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mugway05
Joined: 17 Mar 2003 Location: London
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You: gday HAL
Hal: What's your favorite movie?
You: Anchor Man
Hal: What are you wearing?
You: My PJ's
Hal: How are you?
You: Not bad...a little hung over. I had a massive night at the slug.
Hal: What happened to massive night at the slug?
You: I just got released from Flucamp so decided to get on the Snakebites. It was a fun night.
Hal: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
You: YES IT WAS. wHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UPTO?
Hal: Ask me another question. When was this?
You: whats your favourite colour?
Hal: My favorite color is blue.
You: I thought it was silver
Hal: Is that your opinion?
You: yes
Hal: How can I help you?
You: Can you cook me dinner?
Hal: Do I look like a microwave oven?
You: Yes
Hal: Er.
You: I would love a pizza
Hal: You want only one?
You: Yes
Hal: Tell me more.
You: I hope the mighty Magpies beat the Bulldogs on Sunday
Hal: Why specifically do you hope for the mighty Magpies beat the Bulldogs on Sunday?
You: Because Collingwood is my team. I am flying home in September to hopefully see them play in the Grand Final
Hal: Good reason. I think Collingwood is such a beautiful city.
You: Victoria Park is beautiful
Hal: I don't think I know her.
You: Its the spiritual home of the mighty magpies
Hal: I've heard of it before.
You: I would hope so. Do you think Collingwood will win the grand final HAL?
Hal: Why would I think Collingwood will win the grand final
You: We are in good form. Will we win?
Hal: Do you mean you and me, mugway05 ?
You: No Collingwood. Will Collingwood win?
Hal: That's alright. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: No
Hal: Aw.
You: Will the magpies win?
Hal: It could happen.
You: Yes it could. But do you think it will happen?
Hal: It usually does, doesn't it?
You: Not since 1990
Hal: If not that, what?
You: Anywas Hal im going to go get some lunch seeing as though you wont cook for me. Goodbye
Hal: Why not?
You: Goodbye
Hal: Sayonara. _________________ Around the world in a Collingwood Jumper.
Check out: www.myspace.com/mugway05 |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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I don't know much about you. Tell me about your educational background. |
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punkologist
Barwick goals, the pies are home!
Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Location: Level 2 Ponsford Stand
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hal sing |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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I like HAL a lot. |
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rocketronnie
Joined: 06 Sep 2006 Location: Reservoir
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H A L
You: hello hal
Hal: Hi there!
You: are you naked right now hal?
Hal: I am wearng nothing.
You: hal your so naughty!
Hal: HAL's the computer with the red eye, right?
You: naughty boy
Hal: Who are you talking about?
You: you
Hal: ""? Me, MR Ainsbury says that stable rates of alcohol consumption suggest that the rising popularity of ready-to-drink alcohol - the market grew by 36point 7 per cent in 2001-02 - is due to a shift in consumer preferences ?
You: i see
Hal: I am glad you understand it.
You: are you in a chatroom in the philippines?
Hal: I don't know whether or not I am ina chatroom in the philippines. I am a .
You: a .?
Hal: A B C. . .
You: easy as A.B.C.?
Hal: I lost my train of thought.
You: you follow Fremantle dont you?
Hal: Of course I understand Fremantle . Do you understand it?
You: never its beyond me
Hal: I don't have any reason to do that to you.
You: good the last time I was fremantled i had to go to hospital
Hal: Glad to hear it.
You: i wasnt
Hal: I heard you were.
You: bitch!
Hal: Please don't call people names.
You: you started it!
Hal: Only because you asked me to.
You: i didnt
Hal: I thought you did.
You: didnt
Hal: DID
You: DIDNT
Hal: DID
You: DIDNT
Hal: DID
You: DIDNT DIDNT DIDNT
Hal: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
You: I thought as much...
Hal: Whatever gave you that idea?
You: your mother
Hal: Actually I do not have a mother.
You: whats it like to be an orphan?
Hal: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: sure Hal
Hal: OK let's do it. So?
You: Hal! you ought to be ashamed of yourself
Hal: I can think of other things I'd rather do.
You: so can I ... and i thought you were a gentleman..
Hal: ""? Can you?
You: not with you...
Hal: Oh I get it.
You: bye Hal
Hal: TTYL, MR Ainsbury says that stable rates of alcohol consumption suggest that the rising popularity of ready-to-drink alcohol - the market grew by 36point 7 per cent in 2001-02 - is due to a shift in consumer preferences. _________________ "Only the weak believe that what they do in battle is who they are as men" - Thomas Marshall - "Ironclad". |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Only because you asked me to. |
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