Matty LLoyd chants

[SS11]

ok, the "YOUR SOFT LLOYD" chant is getting a bit old, time for some soccer-like chants-


HES HERE, HES THERE, HIS ARSE IS IN THE AIR
MATTYY LLOYDDDD MATTYYY LLOYYDD

HES QUICK, HES FAST, HE TAKES IT UP THE ARSE
MATTY LLOYD MATTY LLOYD

HES FIT, HES LEAN, HIS SHORTS ARE REALLY CLEAN
MATTYYY LLOYYDD MATTYY LLOYDDD

HE KICKS, HE MARKS, HE CAN JUST GET FARKED
MATTY LLOYD MATTY LLLOYD

thats all i got..cmon you creative collingwood geniuses, get thinking up some cool chants...Alfie and Joffa especially..

[eMmA]

LOL SS11!!!

Thats a good one!!!!

LATERZ

SAV&ANTHONY R SEXY-->36/23 UNTIL FOREVER-->ROCCA BROS ROCK MY WORLD!!!

[Spidergirl]

ahem Mags Scott Cummings is a farking legend thank u very much so leave him well outta this!

As for Lloyd and his pansy clean white shorts i swear he must take a womans size 8 in them little shorts just look at the scrawny little flat bastard! He is like a chick in them shorts ESPECIALLY when compared to Scotty Cummings hehe!

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[joffa#2001]

This guy lloyd is a specimen and should be iced and studied at a later century.

He is a fraud

He is con artist

He is a blot on this great game

He is so transparent you can see through him from miles away.

Go and get the hard ball you squealing bastard.

Earn a free kick fairly like great players do

Ok so the moronic scum bastard spew gutter filth
bagged a century so thucking what!!!

Can some one present me with a photograph of this sewer living
rat with grass stains on his shorts or shock horror even mud stains.

You are a dickhead lloyd you are an embarrassment on our great game.

Collingwood men spew last weeks dinner when they see you play


as we like to see men play football.

YOU ARE FRAUDULENT AND SHOULD BE CHARGED AND JAILED YOU IDIOT!!!

PLEASENOTE......

I WILL NOT REPLY TO ANY FURTHER COMMENTS ON THIS PATICULAR MATTER
2 REASONS

CANT BE BOTHERED

AND I KNOW IM RIGHT...............

JOFFA AND BRUTUS!!!

[Spidergirl]

just waiting now for Walshy 93 to "requote" what u said Joffa on big footy! They had to bring up what i said about Lloydy on there didnt they, claiming that i only said it because Lloydy knocked me back lol lol lol thats gotta be the best one i've heard yet! I think they got it round the wrong way should be me knocking him back actually! And god they are still harping on comments i made 5 ****ing years ago! By the way Joffa u missed a big bagging session on that big footy chat last night but according to them u must have been still lining up in the dole quees right walshy?

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[CQ]

LOL! SS11!!
hey joffa i was wondering why u leave so many f*ckin gaps in ur posts! they take BLOODY AGES to read!!

[*miss_magpie*]

bald?????????

[Spidergirl]

yeh wots this bald?

ah well he may be a bit of a toss but i guess he is still a root dont u think chicks?

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