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Proud Pies Aquarius



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:22 am
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http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23031586-5005961,00.html

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Man spots wife working in brothel
From correspondents in Warsaw

January 10, 2008 03:02am

A POLISH man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.


So, what was he doing going to a brothel in the first place?

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Dark Lord Capricorn

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:28 am
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True, but what's the point of going to a brothel just to have sex with your wife? Wink
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Dave The Man Scorpio



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:45 am
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Dale61 

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:27 am
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He was there to drop off the laundry.
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Dale61 

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:29 am
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Proud Pies wrote:


So, what was he doing going to a brothel in the first place?


You are asking why he went to a brothel, but not concerned about her working in one?

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Proud Pies Aquarius



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:37 pm
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Dale61 wrote:
Proud Pies wrote:


So, what was he doing going to a brothel in the first place?


You are asking why he went to a brothel, but not concerned about her working in one?


yeah, i think the whole thing is hilarious

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:48 pm
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Dave The Man wrote:
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F@#K Dave, with the amount of garbage threads you start up, would you like everyone to keep saying "Care Factor Zero" all the time to you. You dont like when people do it to you, don't do it to others. If you dont like the thread, dont respond to it.

On the topic though, that is hilarious. Laughing

No doubt, the husband should take the higher moral ground on this one. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:28 pm
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Don't know what his problem is. He was getting a cheap root for years
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Dale61 

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:22 pm
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Reminds me of a joke ......

A mid-40's something hosewife decides to become a hooker, and on her first night, her pimp tells her, "It's $100, no more, no less, and they get what they want".

6 hours later, she comes back to her pimp with $99, and the pimp asks, "Who short changed you?", and she replies, "99 of them!".

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:01 pm
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A husband comes home from work to find his wif in the bedroom packing.

He asks he what she's doing and she replies, " I'm leaving. I just found out I can get $100 a time for what I've been giving you for free all these years."

The Husband thinks for a moment, then pulls out his suitcase and starts throwing his clothes into it.

"What are you doing ?" she yells,

" I'm coming too" he replies, "I want to watch you trying to live on $300 a year"

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