Speaking to the Guru........208 Days without a win!

[London Dave]

Unable to decide whether our trading is going to improve the team?
Will we lose games next year?
How good is Josh going to be in two years?


These and other question have been keeping me awake over the last few summer evenings. So I decided to get some answers to my questions. Who does one turn to???

It's time to ask Jeeves.com, the all knowing butler, who now has an Oz version.

Here are some snippets from my audience with Jeeves.

Q. Will Collingwood Australian Rules Football Club lose any games next year?
A. Which team did not win a game for 208 days, and a link to the AFL fixture to presumable wotk out which game we break the streak.

Q. Will Collingwood Australian Rules Football Club win the premiership next year?

A. Which team did not win a game for 208 days, along with some advice on preparing a will!

Q. Can Collingwood Australian Rules Football Club make the finals in 2001?

A. Does the new millennium begin in 2000 or 2001? What club went 208 days without a win? (plus a few links to Nicks page..)

Next question, Alf, are you JeevesDownUnder?

Have some fun yourselves at http://www.ask.com/jeevesdownunder/

PS Slooooooowwww work day!

[AlfAndrews]

No, Dave. It's not me. I wouldn't have been so kind. I know we won't win a game next year. In fact I didn't think we'd win a game next year even BEFORE we stuffed up our trading.

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[London Dave]

Ah I see your point Guru, expect nothing, then the smallest of pleasure feels like manna from heaven. Hope your scouse lot do OK in Bucharest tonite!

[AlfAndrews]

Just read the result on the LiverpoolFC website.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Don't suppose there'd be many genuine scousers in the team these days.

**You'll Never Walk Alone**

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[magpie_russ]

Ask Jeeves!
Dude b4 i forget lol at London Dave.