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The Prototype 
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003
Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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| Dave The Man wrote: | | Is Santa a Pimp Now? |
Pimp dem ho's, I am still waiting for my prostitute for the new year too...the fat old dude needs to hurry with the ho's!
I could almost be blamed for Santa getting into trouble...I kept making jokes that Santa had a ho fetish...which is why he kept saying "ho! ho! ho!"
...whoops! 
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David 
I dare you to try
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Location: Andromeda
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Thanks Bucks5, but I'd still say this is less about political correctness than about stupid people being given power. It's a worry...
Let me guess, which of ACA or TT got to this one first?
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
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Bucks5 
Nicky D - Parting the red sea
Joined: 23 Mar 2002
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| Bucks5 wrote: | Let's take bets on what will happen to Santa next:
- No longer allowed to be fat and jolly because it promotes childhood obesity odds $1:05
- There must be a (female) St Nicole for every St Nicholas to promote gender equality odds $1:50
- Santa cannot wear red as this is the color for communism, danger, passion odds $10
- Mrs Claus must be replaced by Santa's (male) life partner odds $50
- Santa must become androngynous odds $100
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Well the winner was "Santa can not wear red", see today's MX page 11.
SCHOOL TAKES THE FIZZ OUT OF SANTA
An English school has insisted that Santa will wear green this year - because it is worried the red suited version is a symbol of "modern commercialism".
Education chiefs said the jolly white-bearded man in his red outfit will remind children of Coca-Cola ads - and it wants students to experience more traditional values instead......
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Dave The Man 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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| Bucks5 wrote: | | Bucks5 wrote: | Let's take bets on what will happen to Santa next:
- No longer allowed to be fat and jolly because it promotes childhood obesity odds $1:05
- There must be a (female) St Nicole for every St Nicholas to promote gender equality odds $1:50
- Santa cannot wear red as this is the color for communism, danger, passion odds $10
- Mrs Claus must be replaced by Santa's (male) life partner odds $50
- Santa must become androngynous odds $100
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Well the winner was "Santa can not wear red", see today's MX page 11.
SCHOOL TAKES THE FIZZ OUT OF SANTA
An English school has insisted that Santa will wear green this year - because it is worried the red suited version is a symbol of "modern commercialism".
Education chiefs said the jolly white-bearded man in his red outfit will remind children of Coca-Cola ads - and it wants students to experience more traditional values instead...... |
Jeasuse Christ, People winge about anything now 
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003
Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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| Bucks5 wrote: | | Bucks5 wrote: | Let's take bets on what will happen to Santa next:
- No longer allowed to be fat and jolly because it promotes childhood obesity odds $1:05
- There must be a (female) St Nicole for every St Nicholas to promote gender equality odds $1:50
- Santa cannot wear red as this is the color for communism, danger, passion odds $10
- Mrs Claus must be replaced by Santa's (male) life partner odds $50
- Santa must become androngynous odds $100
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Well the winner was "Santa can not wear red", see today's MX page 11.
SCHOOL TAKES THE FIZZ OUT OF SANTA
An English school has insisted that Santa will wear green this year - because it is worried the red suited version is a symbol of "modern commercialism".
Education chiefs said the jolly white-bearded man in his red outfit will remind children of Coca-Cola ads - and it wants students to experience more traditional values instead...... |
haha, good on them. It's crazy, but you've got to applaud the feeling all the same.
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Piethagoras' Theorem 
the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk
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Wait for it. Soon he'll be banned from dragging his big sack around.
Although most hos don't seem to have a problem with it 
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Skids 
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
Joined: 11 Sep 2007
Location: Joined 3/6/02 . Member #175
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| stui magpie wrote: | I wouldn't mind some Ho, Ho, Ho for Christmas.  |
 .... might be my chrissy treat too!
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