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Piethagoras' Theorem 
the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21858514-1702,00.html
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June 06, 2007 10:11am
A NEW York man has sued the makers of a health drink, saying it has given him a permanent erection for the last two years.
Christopher Woods said he drank the vitamin-enriched Boost Plus, made by the Swiss-based Novartis pharmaceutical company, on June 5, 2004.
He woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment of the condition, called severe priapism, court papers say.
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When asked to describe the drink, people have reportedly said "It was very uplifting"
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stui magpie 
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Can you buy that stuff in Australia?? 
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bucksisgod 
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They should change the name from Boost Plus to Lumberjack Ale.....It'll have you carrying wood all day.
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WhyPhilWhy?
WhyPhilWhy?
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| Woods by name... |
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member34258
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Most painful thing that could ever happen to a man. Can you imagine?
Terrible. |
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Dale61
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
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Could be the making of a rather lucrative home based business.
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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| member34258 wrote: | Most painful thing that could ever happen to a man. Can you imagine?
Terrible. |
Hmmm.
Option A, permanent erection
Option B, Being smacked in the nads with a cricket bat by Adam Gilchrist.
I'll take option A thanks. 
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member34258
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| stui magpie wrote: | | member34258 wrote: | Most painful thing that could ever happen to a man. Can you imagine?
Terrible. |
Hmmm.
Option A, permanent erection
Option B, Being smacked in the nads with a cricket bat by Adam Gilchrist.
I'll take option A thanks. |
Option C : Having a normal life where you have an erection when you want and when you need.
Option C for me.
Good luck with option A. I think you will tire of it very quickly. |
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~Madness~ 
...The Cat...
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Geez that would be hard to take wouldn't it?
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Gazza05 
BRING ON SEASON 2010
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I would hate to see his dunny.....A few aiming issues
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skaman
One step beyond.......
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Location: Townsville via Melbourne
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Im hearing you brother!!!
You can literally pick me up and carry me around like a saucepan and please everyone, stop asking me to point you in the right direction when I have my hands full. Very funny.
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