CARLTON JOKE THREAD

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

thats an excellent song Junkboy! It is so funny! I actually sung it! Its excellent even considering the fact that some verses are mixed around to the original song but who cares. its a pisser anyways!
Love always, Alyssa xoxo

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*~Jarrod Molloy's #1 Fan~* *~Jarrod 4 Copeland 2003!~*

"I used to love seeing past players. Seeing them now and saying hello gives you a huge buzz. The passion and tradition around the club is fantastic and I love the way Collingwood supporters go about it- it certainly helps the way I play."- Jarrod Molloy

[Northern Pie]

Little Johnny is sitting in class and the teacher asks the children to come forward to tell the rest of the class what their father does for a living.....one by one each child comes forward and gives the standard responses..."My Dad is a Doctor, My Dad is a teacher, My dad is a Lawyer" etc etc etc.....The teacher notices that little johnny is being very quiet and not at all interested in participating, this is highly unusaula the teacher thought, as Johhny, was never ever short of words in her classroom, so the teacher decides to call Johnny up...."Johnny come and tell the class what your daddy does?"
"Do I have to?" came a very disgruntled reply
"yes you have to" replied the teacher
so Johnny came to the front of the class and says,
"My Father is a transexual caberet singer in a gay bar!"
schocked at what Johnny says, the teacher quickly dismisses the class and tells johhny to stay behind.

"is your Father really a transexual caberet singer working in a gay bar?" asked the teacher
"No not really" replied Johnny
"EXPLAIN YOURSELF this minute Young man!!!!" the teacher demanded
Johnny crying, answers
"Well my Father is actually a board member of the Carlton Footy club but I am way to embarrassed to tell people that!!!!"

"NEVER LEAVE, NEVER GIVE UP ON THEM AND ALWAYS BE THERE AT THE END TO CLAP THEM OFF THE GROUND. WE ARE COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTERS SON, EVEN IF THEY BEAT US, WE ARE STILL BETTER THAN THEM!"(quote from my mum when I was 8 years old)

[carlabuckley_05]

i have a joke .................CARLTON!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

carla

collingwood a la premiers 2003

[bwphantom]

I wish to formally apologise for my obvious lack of mental syability from my previous post in this topic, of which the moderators deleted. I wish to express that when I see the word Carlton I immediately turn into a ferocious and uncooth individual. I swear, curse and i become downright rude. In future I will try to control my instincts and think things through concerning this absolute sum of a football club. Let's face it they are all low lifes and deserve every piece of crap that gets handed 'em. The are eaters of their own crap and they really give me the s##ts.....oops sorry see I lose control.
I am trying to be good .....really I am.

If your not bleeding Black and White, you don't truly support Collingwood!!!!!