IF we had won the grand final...

[SS11]

ok ok, i know we didnt win but im having a laugh..

IF we had won the grand final

- I wouldnt hate Brisbane so much
- I may have some respect for Lynch left (the sook)
- I would still be wearing my collingwood top..unwashed
- Anyone who came within 50 metres of me would get told we are the champions
- A certain goal umpire would still only be an unknown "white maggot"

but most of all..

I would still be drinking at Vic Park.

[Joel]

I'd still be telling everyone about it...and yes there is a fair chance I would still be drunk.

JDF

"We've never quit, and we won't."

[Blanch]

i still wear my jumper unwashed regardless of the result. I rub peoples noses in it whether we win or lose.


My oxygen is Collingwood. Without it I die.