Crack found in foam of shuttle fuel tank

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The above headline from the New York Times Web site on Monday raises troubling questions about America's space program.

Most pressing: How did a crack dealer get close enough to the shuttle to hide a stash of rock cocaine in Discovery's foam-insulated fuel tank?

NASA engineers are now analyzing whether the mission should be scrubbed so they can check the O-rings for angel dust.

A source close to the shuttle's janitor said one of the astronauts was planning to conduct unauthorized experiments on the effects of crack cocaine in a weightless environment.

Police reportedly have questioned Lt. Tyrone Biggums, whose NASA bio identifies his hero as legendary Apollo 11 stoner Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin.