HOT TRADE RUMOURS

[JLC]

Got this in an email so i thought i would share it with you all.........if u have already seen this then sorry

Adelaide: Is attempting to trade Andrew McLeod to the Catholic Church for the Pope-mobile, for Gary Ayres' trips to Victoria. The Church is currently holding out to get someone around 20 years younger.

Brisbane: Would negotiate to exchange Jason Akermanis for someone who is NOT a complete dickhead.


Carlton John Elliot will offload his soul plus draft selections 1,2 and 18 for around 15,000 Carlton member proxy votes.


Collingwood: Will swap Chris Tarrant and Nick Davis for the home address of the umpire who reported Jason Cloke.


Essendon: May be prepared to give James Hird and Matthew Lloyd to Brisbane just to reward them for knocking off Collingwood in the Grand Final.


Fremantle: Are reportedly getting nervous because they haven't traded away any early draft picks for ex-Bomber duds yet.


Geelong: Are not trading. Much like most Geelong businesses ...


Hawthorn: Daniel Chick has told the club he wants to go to Fremantle. The club has agreed, saying they have a firm anti-drugs policy, and you'd have to be on serious drugs to want to go to the Dockers.


Kangaroos: Adam Simpson and David King are being offered as a package to Saddam Hussain in exchange for a package they'll be leaving outside of Optus
Oval.


Melbourne: If you believe Pies supporters, Travis Johnstone, Adem Yze,Russell Robertson, Jeff White and even Ross Funcke will be playing for
Collingwood next year.


Port Adelaide: Out of favour big man Dean Brogan is changing his name by deed poll to Dean Bogan in a vain attempt to stay on the Port Power list.


Richmond: Jason Torney has been told by the club he is no longer a required player at the club, possibly because he showed too much discipline, courage and common sense in 2002.


St Kilda: Is hoping to trade Spider Everitt but believes no one else is that stupid.


Sydney: Apparently everything at the Swans nest is now hunky-dory because they've signed a coach with exactly seven games experience.


Bulldogs: In order to trade on their own terms, the Dogs are referring to every negotiation as a "Plea bargain".


West Coast: Let's face it. Does anyone east of Kalgoorlie even care?




Essendon 2000 premiers
2001 runners up
2002 fifth
2003 ????
The slide continues

[Newelly]

and don't forget the perenially consistent performer at North - Spider Burton. He came to North tall and has remained the same since his time there. New coach Dean Laidley is hoping Burton wont lose any height over the summer.

[Rowdy]

Lol, not many things can put a smile on my face after being woken up by at 3.46am by my youngest...that's great stuff JLC, except I think the Akermanis one is really true.

[JLC]

The Port and Geelong ones are my favourtites

jlc

Essendon 2000 premiers
2001 runners up
2002 fifth
2003 ????
The slide continues

[Mr Magpies]

good stuff JLC, those rumours are probably more likely to come true rather than all the crap thats going around at the moment. LOL. I think the best ones the Collingwood one.
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Can someone tell me why people are so sour & bitter about Collingwood making the Grand Final and all I feel is Pride.
Go Magpies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mcgoughs_gurl]

brisbane one is so true! akea is a LOSER!

~**Mcgoughs_gurl**~
McGoughs Biggest fan or so i've been told!
jk- i have come to the conclusion that i would like to marry McGough only thing is that i dont think he'd want me dammit! haha

[i luv dids]

great stuff yet again JLC!
keep em coming!!!!

*ALAN DIDAK UR A STAR!!!*

[Sly]

That was written by TT (Tiger Tank, he stuff often does the rounds) for RANT101 and was posted last Friday.

[JLC]

lol ok i got that from a girl who works at BP ?? News travels fast.....lol lol

Essendon 2000 premiers
2001 runners up
2002 fifth
2003 ????
The slide continues

[CQ]

haha, funny stuff!

TARKO TARKO MAN!
I WANT TO BE A TARKO MAN!

[THE D.O.C.]

i would have 2 say the geeeelong how long one would have 2 be the best johhny