World's Best Joke

AnthonyC · Joined: 09 Aug 2002 Location: Melbourne, Victoria

To take our minds of what happened last weekend.

Announced today, this is supposedly the world's best joke.
What do you think? I laughed.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

You could probably improve it by saying, two "filth" supporters..

Go Pies!

CLOKEY_SUPRA · Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2002 7:54 am

HHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a crack up Anthony C

How about we make it Akermanis and Lynch. Please lets make Aka the one to get shot

FLOREAT PICA

MissMagpie_20 · Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2002 7:55 am

Sorry, our computer was still signed in as my brother. The previous post was mine.

NO-ONE CAN PREDICT TO WHAT HEIGHTS YOU CAN SOAR PIEBOYS... NOT EVEN YOU WILL KNOW UNLESS YOU SPREAD YOUR WINGS(AND WE DID).

FLOREAT PICA - MAY THE MAGPIES PROSPER

Donny · Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2002 5:06 am

What would I do without my daily dose of humour from Clokey ? The following post (CLOKEY_SUPRA/MissMagpie20)was even funnier. Maybe I can take it a step further.

Lynch and Acker are out in the woods when Acker collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Lynch whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, Lynch says: "OK, I shot him again but the bugger's still talking !! Now what?"

Donny

GO THE MIGHTY WOODSMEN !! ALL THE WAY IN 2003 AND BEYOND !!!!

[This message has been edited by MAGFAN8 (edited 05 October 2002).]

couragous cloke · Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2002 5:58 am

hahahahahahaha thats a ripper!

footy ROX!

Donny · Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2002 6:44 pm

Hey Anthony C, I thought you were Clokey (another Anthony C) but still enjoyed your joke. He told me you were not him but he didn't mind taking the credit. LOL.

Donny

GO THE MIGHTY WOODSMEN !! ALL THE WAY IN 2003 AND BEYOND !!!!

MissMagpie_20 · Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2002 6:06 pm

HAHAHAHAHA MAG8, that was an absolute pisser, way better than mine ,lol. That lil bastard would still be talking if he was shot 20 times (hehe 20 get it).

NO-ONE CAN PREDICT TO WHAT HEIGHTS YOU CAN SOAR PIEBOYS... NOT EVEN YOU WILL KNOW UNLESS YOU SPREAD YOUR WINGS(AND WE DID).

FLOREAT PICA - MAY THE MAGPIES PROSPER

Donny · Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 5:09 pm

I POSTED THIS UNDER THE 'CLEMO DON'T GO' TOPIC BUT MAYBE EVERYONE DOESN'T READ EVERYTHING AND IT'S RELEVANT HERE TOO.

WITH ALL THE CLOKEYS AND TWO ANTHONY Cs, IN HERE SOME OF YOU HAVE PROBABLY BEEN GETTING CONFUSING MESSAGES. LOL.

I'VE JUST BEEN TALKING TO ALF FISHER ONLY HIS NAME IS ANDREW. AND I PROBABLY CALLED HIM DOC. LOL. JUST REALISED WHY I GOT YOU CONFUSED WITH THE GOOD DOCTOR, ANDREW, AS HE'S AN ANDREWS !!

AND YOU MUST BE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL I WAS TALKING ABOUT, REFERRING TO YOUR NAME BEING AN ANAGRAM OF AFL.

DONNY

GO THE MIGHTY WOODSMEN !! ALL THE WAY IN 2003 AND BEYOND !!!!

[This message has been edited by MAGFAN8 (edited 07 October 2002).]