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Warbler
Joined: 12 Mar 2003
Location: Tyaak Vic
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Ho Ho Mailman , I'll bet when you're up at the snow with the chaps this weekend you'll all be able to have a good guffaw at the absolutely spiffing joke you played on those Collingwood supporters .
Infact you'll probably be the centre of attention for the next 30 minutes explaining it to them - what card they'll all think you are . |
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Pa Marmo
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Joined: 16 Jun 2003
Location: Nicks BB member #617
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Mailmans Girlfriend enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator. The man says
"Choose from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."
The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher."
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TMan4 
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Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: Preston, Victoria
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A man in North Queensland goes swimming everyday in crocodile infested
waters & has never had as much as a scratch happen to him. The community
radio station is quite amazed at this and decides to interview him about
his hobby. The announcer says "how do you do it? Everyday you swim in
this river and you have never received as much as a scratch!" The man
replies, "it is really quite easy, All I do is wear my Collingwood Premiers
2006 T-shirt. Not even a crocodile can swallow that!!!" |
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Pa Marmo
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| TMan4 wrote: | A man in North Queensland goes swimming everyday in crocodile infested
waters & has never had as much as a scratch happen to him. The community
radio station is quite amazed at this and decides to interview him about
his hobby. The announcer says "how do you do it? Everyday you swim in
this river and you have never received as much as a scratch!" The man
replies, "it is really quite easy, All I do is wear my Collingwood Premiers
2006 T-shirt. Not even a crocodile can swallow that!!!" |
Yeah very funny. Yellow card hear me thinks.
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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| Oh, community
radio station is. I like the way you talk. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? |
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David 
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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Well I reckon Tman4 they can't even use that joke any more cos we're definitely the real deal, lol.
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pie_eater
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Collo and Big Jack are having a beer in the remains of the legend stand one night after exploiting the workers.
The 6 PM News is on Tv showing a guy threatening to jump from West Gate Bridge.
Collo says to Big Jack" I bet you $50 he jumps."
Big Jack says " Ok - $50 he doesn't jump". The guy jumps - Big Jackgets $50 out of his wallet.
Collo says " I can't take your $50 - I have to 'fess up that I saw it on the midday news."
Big Jack says " No, take the $50. I knicked out of the salary cap"
Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of Big Jack and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished hiding all those illegal player payments in them yet".
Q: Why do Carlton players shave their legs?
A: So Couta doesn't feel like he's the only one.
A few edits for accuracy - BBMods |
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Pa Marmo
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What the hell is going on with these pie jokes. Where are the mods?
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David
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Much better 
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WhyPhilWhy?
WhyPhilWhy?
Joined: 09 Oct 2001
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| Poor pie-eater - has a problem with dyslexia that I corrected for him |
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wasteofspace
Joined: 11 May 2006
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Why give the troll so much attention ffs?
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The Prototype 
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003
Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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