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Dr Alf.....You have some grass to cut!

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MAGPIRA 



Joined: 08 May 2001


PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2002 12:14 pm
Post subject: Dr Alf.....You have some grass to cut!Reply with quote

Quote from Dr Alf Andrews......

"And if Geelong manages to beat us this year I will personally cut the grass at Kardinia Park ... with a pair of nail scissors ... and then walk home ... naked."

LOL! When and at what time shall I head on up the Geelong road??



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Dr Alf Andrews Pisces

Fitzroy Victoria Bowling Club


Joined: 20 Oct 2001
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2002 12:39 pm
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I object most strongly to your use of selective quoting, Magpira.

If you go back to my original statement (in the "Tiger ... yellow and crap" thread) I said that I would cut the grass at Kardinia Park and walk home naked on my 99th birthday ... but ONLY if there was a hailstorm.

So, in answer to your question:

You are all cordially invited to Kardinia Park to watch me cut the grass with nail scissors ... at 10 p.m. on my 99th birthday ... 5th March 2054 ...

... but only if there is a hailstorm.

You are then cordially invited to watch me walk back to Melbourne ... stark naked. I'm sure the sight of a 99 year old Dr.Alf walking along Geelong Road in a hailstorm will be worth going a long way to see.

floreat pica
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Dr Alf Andrews Pisces

Fitzroy Victoria Bowling Club


Joined: 20 Oct 2001
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2002 12:40 pm
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I object most strongly to your use of selective quoting, Magpira.

If you go back to my original statement (in the "Tiger ... yellow and crap" thread) I said that I would cut the grass at Kardinia Park and walk home naked on my 99th birthday ... but ONLY if there was a hailstorm.

So, in answer to your question:

You are all cordially invited to Kardinia Park to watch me cut the grass with nail scissors ... at 10 p.m. on my 99th birthday ... 5th March 2054 ...

... but only if there is a hailstorm.

You are then cordially invited to watch me walk back to Melbourne ... stark naked. I'm sure the sight of a 99 year old Dr.Alf walking along Geelong Road in a hailstorm will be worth going a long way to see.

floreat pica
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My Ph.D. thesis, "Football: the People's Game?" is now available for viewing and/or downloading at http://alf.magpies.net
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MAGPIRA 



Joined: 08 May 2001


PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2002 1:27 pm
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Awwww Alf! You party pooper you!

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Joined: 19 Oct 2000
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2002 1:30 pm
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ok Dr. hows it going......



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