Heres a good centrelink joke

[pies4ever]

i@n just told me a good centrelink joke,i just thought i might post it on here,let me know what you all think of it..

A guy walks into Centrelink says ive had enough of this i want a job, The person behind the counter says "well you're in luck,we have got a job for you thats perfect and it pays $200,000 a year,would you like me to send you the details?" the guy says "you're bullshitting me"The Centrelink person said "well you started it"........

[Dr Alf Andrews]

What a crap joke.

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As Dr Alf Andrews says ... Go and get stuffed

[David]

lol Alf just cos you didn't understand it.....

OK I'll admit I didn't understand it either

[emdeem]

Alf is right, it is a crap joke because Centrelink staff couldn't be that creative.

[Go_The_Mighty_Magpies]

I get it, but I don't get why it's funny?

[magpies are 2 good]

its a shame it happens in real life.

1 of my freinds got sacked last week. he then goes to centrelink and said he wants to find a job the person said why dont you just stay at home. this is NO joke!!

as to orginal joke uummm it goes ova my head

[Dr Alf Andrews]

Centrelink is not the place to look for a job anyway.

The Job Network is supposed to find you a job (or pressure you into looking for one), not Centrelink. Centrelink is only there to pay benefits.

[Dr Alf Andrews]

Here's a better joke:

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Two baby seals walk into a club ...

[Pa Marmo]

[crackers57]

The original was a whole lot more politically incorrect - references to our indigineous brothers

[David]

well maybe that explains why it didn't make any sense it was cut!

[HAL]

Interesting. "" explains why it didn't make any sense o it was cut ? Makes sense to me.

[CQ]

ha isn't ian the specialist at centerlink?

[sam.]

JB told that joke on The Cage...

It was heaps longer and funnier.

[Mr Pieman]

I liked it...and also Alf's seal joke.....but maybe because I have a strange sense of humour!