Collingwood on the Big Steal

[Bones]

Just changing the subject and the crap that is happening at the moment...

OK now this is bullshit but the AFL has just announce that Collingwood has been given the go ahead to steal one player from each of he opposing 15 clubs.. Who would we like. No salary cap the players HAVE to come to Collingwood even if their Granma will murder them...

Adelaide.......Nigel Smart...a thug and he is nearly stuffed anyway.
Brisbane.......Michael Voss..Pure champ

Carlton........Craig Bradley..we can shoot him like we do horses at his age.

Essendon.......Blake Caracella..Damn honest and he is cute. Plugs along all day..

Fremantle......Trent Croad..Also cute.

Geelong........Gary Ablett jr..Only because there is no one else worth bothering about.

Hawthorn.......Daniel Chick..Brownlow medalist one day.

Kangaroos......Matthew Burton..500% better than McKee

Melbourne......Pass...Ok Jeff white if we have to, just in case spider gets stuck in a doorway..

Port Adelaide..Stuart Dew..cause i like the name.

Richmond.......You gotta be joking.Ok um er um ah Gasper?

St Kilda.......Max Hudghton...Pure passion.

Sydney.........Paul Williams just to piss him off. No go for Goodes maybe..

W Doggies......Brad Johnson..Goes all day

West Coast.....Ben Cousins..Cause i don't know any others.

Ok so its a bluddy dream.. But a nice one...

[Dr Alf Andrews]

I'll take Voss, Chick, Cousins and Stewie Dew.

The rest can play for Williamstown.

floreat pica
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[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Adelaide: A.McLeod

Brisbane: S.Black (an All-Australian but still so young opposed and would get more years out of him then Voss or Aker)

Carlton: B.Ratten

Essendon. M.Lloyd. Absolute gun forward.

Fremantle: M.Pavelich

Geelong: B.Graham

Hawthorn: J.Hay

Kangaroos: B.Harvey

Melbourne: D.Neitz

Port Adelaide: M.Primus

Richmond: D.Gaspar

Sydney: J.Saddington

St Kilda: R.Harvey

West Coast: B.Cousins

Western Bulldogs: S.West

"Good 'Ol Collingwood Forever"

[This message has been edited by NICK THE PIE MAN (edited 02 April 2002).]

[Brown26]

Adelaide.......Andrew McLeod - ball seems to follow him everywhere
(Nigel Smart...a thug and he is nearly stuffed anyway.)
Brisbane....... Jonathan Brown - Michael Voss..Pure champ

Carlton........ - just to piss them off - Craig Bradley..we can shoot him like we do horses at his age.

Essendon....... Blake Caracella (is a passenger, can't play on top notch back men.).. - on one, not going to get any value out of them.
Fremantle...... Trent Croad ..Also cute (and can play football!).

Geelong........ (Ben Graham, ruck or FF) Gary Ablett jr..Only because there is no one else worth bothering about.

Hawthorn....... Nathan Thomson - ruck / forward / back.
Daniel Chick.. (passenger, receiver, how many hard ball gets will he pick up in his lifetime, less than Buckley gets in a game, half the number that OBree gets) Brownlow medalist (cause of the hair)one day.

Kangaroos......If anyone Byron Picket, cause he's a bastard to play against!
Matthew Burton..500% better than McKee

Melbourne......Pass...Ok Jeff white if we have to, just in case spider gets stuck in a doorway..
Jeff White cause he's so much better than Burton, and younger!

Port Adelaide.. - pass, we've got players like they've got. Dew's good but Tarrant, Rocca and Davis are better
Stuart Dew..cause i like the name.

Richmond....... NOT Gasper, he's a bloody mogrel holding cheating f**kmunster.
You gotta be joking.Ok um er um ah Gasper?

St Kilda.......no one. Maybe that new rising star winner guy?
Max Hudghton...Pure passion.

Sydney......... no-one - williams if he'll play for 100 a year
Paul Williams just to piss him off. No go for Goodes maybe..

W Doggies...... no -one
Brad Johnson..Goes all day

West Coast.....Ben Cousins or Gardiner - depends if you think White can hold the ruck. ..Cause i don't know any others.



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