Wheres the star of the show???

SS11 · Joined: 24 Jul 2000

yes im talking about the piece of flea ridden tinsel EVERYONE wanted a piece of, at todays family day...

THE GOLDEN WIG!!!!!

unheard of since this afternoon...
last seen on the head of a high ranking collingwood official..(no, not joffa..)

COME IN WIG..WHERE ARE YOUUUU

magpie joffa · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:43 pm

Your a smarty pants Mr gold wig

Just never forget how you came about ok buster!!

Now get back into that bloody bag.

1892 _ 2002... THE PROUDEST JOURNEY IN FOOTBALL CONTINUES, WITH ARMS LOCKED TOGETHER,WHILST MARCHING SIDE BY SIDE, WE WILL FOREVER STAND AS ONE TO SUPPORT OUR BELOVED COLLINGWOOD FOOTBALL CLUB, it's more than just a club it's a way of life !

Magpie_Dan · Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2002 8:19 am

Joffa you just say the gold wig is the winners wig but in fact it's a reserve for when you lose the hair that belongs to your own head!!!! LOL!!

PS: Joff, you, SS11, JLC, Mags and Foxy are the best bunch of blokes I know and use are all good mates! GLAD TO KNOW USE!

Go The Pies!

Dan

Go The Richo!

UNLEASH THE TURBO!

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ck_nd · Pie Minister Joined: 31 Mar 2001 Location: Melbourne

JOffa wrote:

quote:
Now get back into that bloody bag.

Joffa, as investigative officer for the RSPCGW (Royal Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Gold Wigs) I am watching your treatment of Mr Gold Wig.

Keeping him in a bag eh? Perhaps you can find a more suitable sheltered environment for Mr Gold Wig and a nice soft cushion to rest upon.

Afterall Joffa, Mr Gold Wig has been worn by some of our best, keeping him in the bottom of a bag can hardly be appropriate treatment.

This year Mr Gold Wig is going to have an exhaustive list of appearances round after round. Mr Gold Wig deserves the best as he is representing the best footy club.

I expect the changes to the living conditions of Mr Gold Wig to have been completed by round 1. I will be making a surprise visit to Melbourne this season and will be conducting an unannounced inspection of Mr Gold Wigs living conditions.

Go Pies! You are doing us Proud.

Carol

May the Wings of the Magpie touch every corner of the Nation!

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magpie joffa · Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2002 6:09 pm

Oh my goodness what have i walked into here ?

Carol, Mr gold wig at times is pshycotic and is in urgent need of medication, He gets the best of treatment and at times i feel Mr gold wig is just along for a free ride, he is not a member of the collingwood football club and he doesnt contribute anything towards our public transport system whilst travelling to and from games.He is just seeking sympathy and if i were you i would just ignore him!! But i will take your comments on board and there is no need to get the Wig Police...LOL, i dont want
to be awaken at 2am in the morning by gold wigs weilding sledge hammers at my front door ( it would be a bit frightening at that hour) to say the least.
Thanks carol

1892 _ 2002... THE PROUDEST JOURNEY IN FOOTBALL CONTINUES, WITH ARMS LOCKED TOGETHER,WHILST MARCHING SIDE BY SIDE, WE WILL FOREVER STAND AS ONE TO SUPPORT OUR BELOVED COLLINGWOOD FOOTBALL CLUB, it's more than just a club it's a way of life !

ck_nd · Pie Minister Joined: 31 Mar 2001 Location: Melbourne

Fancy that... a winners gold wig only used when we win?? Perhaps we need something for the losing team... perhaps a steaming lump of sh*t?

As for the hanging above the heater after a win the last thing we need is Mr Gold Wig to fall on the heater and Mr Gold Wig would be no more.

Joffa, when Eddie says that we will be on fire he is not referring to Mr Gold Wig bursting into flames as he falls onto your heater.

We are striving to improve your living conditions Mr Gold Wig and I assure you there will be an early morning unannounced inspection (I knew being in the army was going to be good for something) of your living conditions during season 2002.

Go Pies! You are doing us Proud.

Carol
Inspection Officer RSPCGW

May the Wings of the Magpie touch every corner of the Nation!

ck_nd · Pie Minister Joined: 31 Mar 2001 Location: Melbourne

Joffa I AM the Wig Police.

Carol
Investigative Officer RSPCGW

May the Wings of the Magpie touch every corner of the Nation!

Mike · Joined: 20 Sep 1996 Location: Lilydale, Tas.

Joffa

Would you put your head in that bag??

magpie joffa · Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2002 6:49 pm

Mike it depends how old she was !!!!!

I believe i am being harrassed by the WIG POLICE i have no further comment until i seek legal advice
Thank you.

1892 _ 2002... THE PROUDEST JOURNEY IN FOOTBALL CONTINUES, WITH ARMS LOCKED TOGETHER,WHILST MARCHING SIDE BY SIDE, WE WILL FOREVER STAND AS ONE TO SUPPORT OUR BELOVED COLLINGWOOD FOOTBALL CLUB, it's more than just a club it's a way of life !

ck_nd · Pie Minister Joined: 31 Mar 2001 Location: Melbourne

Nothing personal Joff. I am just doing my job.

Go Pies! You are doing us Proud.

Carol
Inspection Officer RSPCGW

May the Wings of the Magpie touch every corner of the Nation!

Magpie Gal 19 · Joined: 29 Dec 1999 Location: Wheelers Hill

well Gold wig if u wouldve come into the bisrto I wouldve worn u but u didn t even come and say Gday to me. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

NICKY DAVIS KICKS ARSE!!!!!