Who agrees with Leigh Matthews?

[MAGPIRA]

PERFECT SENARIO!!

GF.......last quarter......45 secs left on the clock......Essendon are 5 points in front......Keating taps to Voss.....Voss clears with a beautiful 60 metre torp...which comes spinning...spinning...spinning directly towards goal...Lynch trips over his own boot laces and on his way down, Fletcher falls into Lynch...Umpire "Goldspink" manages to catch Fletcher falling onto Lynch and blows his whistle (after removing it from his rectum)...OMG! Free Kick given to Lynch! Interference from Fletcher as Lynch was attempting to mark!..unbelieveable scenes in the Essesndon coach's box...camera pans to the Essendon bench of Lloyd, Hird, J Johnson and Caracella who completely break down....Bruce just can't believe what an unbelieveable, contraversial free kick has just been awarded to Lynch...Robert Walls declares that this is the sofest free kick he has ever seen in football..Rex has lost the plot...Eddie reakons it was there...Essendon fans spontaneously combust.....Lynch walks back slowly and camly to take the shot from 15 metres out...directly in front...the siren sounds.....Lynch lines up and goes BANGGGGG..straight through the middle and into the top tier of the Southern Stand.....

CONGRATUALTIONS BRISBANE LIONS.....PREMIERS 2001!

[stik35]

Hey Lica's No.1 Fan!!
Unfortunately, your scenario can never happen.
Jimmy giving away a free kick with 10 seconds to go?
I think the umpires are unable to pay frees against him,
unwrittten rule or mental block or something.