A joke for Eddie

[rash]

Mick Malthouse, Nathan Buckley and Eddie Maguire go out for dinner one
evening but are involved in a car accident and are standing before God at
the throne of Heaven. God looks at them, and says,

"Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you
believe in." Addressing Mick first, he asks "What do you believe?"

Mick looks God in the eye, and states passionately, "I believe in giving
peace a chance. That beauty is something deep within the soul, and there
is nothing beyond our reach if you work hard enough for what you believe in."

God looks up, and offers Mick the seat to his left.

He then turns to Nathan. "And you, Mr Buckley. What do you believe?"

Nathan stands tall and proud. "I believe courage,honour, and passion are
the fundamentals to life, and I've spent my whole sporting career
providing a living embodiment of these traits, particularly passion!!"

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Nathan the seat to his right.

Finally, he turns to Eddie. "And you, Mr Maguire. What do you believe?

"I believe", says Eddie smoothly, "that you are in my seat".

[Broadie]

Heard that one a few months ago, but it was Richo (not ours), Kouta & Bucks, with Bucks claiming the throne.

Broadie

[Joel]

LOL

JDF

[Brown26]

Nice, very nice!

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