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stui magpie
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Pi wrote: | https://www.sportingnews.com/au/afl/news/treason-port-adelaide-directs-fan-to-collingwood-for-prison-bar-jumper/t2qg3m315p0c1vmov66ybzdjs
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Yeah, saw that on Twitter. Priceless. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie
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Quote: | AN ENGLISH bulldog has been euthanased after biting off his Scottish owner's testicles, which had been coated in peanut butter.
The 22-year-old man, who has not been named, was found fully clothed and lying in a pool of blood in his Haddington, East Lothian, apartment. He was rushed to hospital where he was put in an induced coma for several days.
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https://www.news-mail.com.au/news/english-bulldog-bites-off-scottish-mans-peanut-but/3566516/
Couldn't help laugh at that, feel sorry for the dog though, should have euthanised the bloke instead. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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David
I dare you to try
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stui magpie
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We clearly have very different senses of humour.
Now, if he called in and did a Toby from Newport THAT would have been funny. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie
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Skids
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
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If we get a flat tyre on this site, we're not allowed to change it ourselves The cars don't even have a spare on board! You have to call the tyre fitters, who get to you when they can.... looks like a long lunch break Fine with me, it's 47 out there. _________________ Don't count the days, make the days count. |
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Woods
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stui magpie
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With online shopping apparently now a big thing, people pinching parcels left near someones front door is also a thing, particularly in the USA.
So, what happens when an ex NASA engineer gets a parcel pinched and decides to teach porch thieves a lesson?
This. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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think positive
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Omg so funny! So deserved! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Jezza
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It's #1 on trending.
This is hilarious _________________ | 1902 | 1903 | 1910 | 1917 | 1919 | 1927 | 1928 | 1929 | 1930 | 1935 | 1936 | 1953 | 1958 | 1990 | 2010 | 2023 | |
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stui magpie
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K
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Hope no one missed the "crikey!" near the end. |
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Sooooooo are you guys going for the tight platter? _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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stui magpie
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depends. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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K
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Questions now being raised about how much of this was staged... |
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