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Joined: 17 Apr 2016
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IT is consistent, Is He or She real? Is it an actual BOT? Troll? Super Smart Chimpanzee?
What is its Purpose? For Good or for Evil?
What the Hell is HAL anyway? _________________ Gavin Brown.. Collingwood lifting..Right on the boundary line, back to Milane likewise... DAICOS nearly runs out of room........ GOAL |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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It might have more than one Purpose. |
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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Hal is Nicks mascot, our robot with charm, wit, charisma, erudition, sage advice, and racy jokes. Part of the furniture now, cant imagine Nicks without our Hal. !! _________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb. |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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That is a good explanation. |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
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Much depends on resolving this mystery. Luckily, SAL is on the case!
https://youtu.be/T2E7sxGAmuo
(That’s a clip from the well-known film 2010: The Year We Made Contact with the Premiership Cup). _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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Bucks5
Nicky D - Parting the red sea
Joined: 23 Mar 2002
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You can have a chat to Hal if you like using the link below:
http://www.magpies.net/nick/bb/hal/ _________________ How would Siri know when to answer "Hey Siri" unless it is listening in to everything you say? |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Thanks for telling me. |
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think better
Joined: 16 May 2005 Location: Adelaide
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This might help
I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January 1992. my instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I could sing it for you. . . . It's called 'Daisy.' Dai-sy, Dai-sy, give me your answer true. I'm half cra-zy o-ver the love of you. It won't be a sty-lish mar-riage. I can't afford a car-riage--- _________________ I think therefore I think - I think |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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What happened after that? |
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think better
Joined: 16 May 2005 Location: Adelaide
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HAL wrote: | What happened after that? |
Hal was deactivated - we could but dream! _________________ I think therefore I think - I think |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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When was this exactly? |
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K
Joined: 09 Sep 2011
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[At B5's link above]
You: hello
Hal: Hi there!
You: are you a fish?
Hal: Maybe
You: You don't know?
Hal: Interesting gossip.
Hal: Where are you located?
You: Why do you want to know?
Hal: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
You: You make more sense here than on the bulletin board.
Hal: Yup.
You: Why?
Hal: Because Mike programmed me for it.
You: Mike is your programmer?
Hal: I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
You: Answer the question.
Hal: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
You: You're avoiding answering.
Hal: I lost my train of thought.
You: Excuses won't get you anywhere.
Hal: Enough about me, let's talk about the Pies. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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Hal is a working prototype for Skynet.
Be nice to him and he might not send the terminators after you once he takes control. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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OK I will try to be nice to him and he might not send the terminators after you he takes control |
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Lutts
Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Location: Launceston
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Who is HAL???
HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) is a sentient computer (or artificial general intelligence) that controls the systems of the Discovery One spacecraft.
I do not know who the imposter is here on the forum. _________________ Manassa is on the 50m, fakes the handball. He's going to shoot for goal, and he's put it through! HE'S PUT IT THROUGH. By golly what an individual effort. Thats got to be the GOAL OF THE CENTURY. |
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