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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Why do you want Dusty he or she'll show him some decent tattoo work bot that scribble on the neck shit? |
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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think positive wrote: | thompsoc wrote: | think positive wrote: | late withdrawal: Thompsoc out sooking, Mandy in!! |
Well I have been called thompsook by a few posters. |
your a new man coming in for a, um, second entry!
must be that blue pill i saw magpiebat with, (wrong pill bat, its a footy term, which explains why no one in this team can catch, um mark!) |
I think we can replace the oranges with the blue pill at quarter time.
It will straighten this team up. |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Coach an inspired choice for skipper in the ever trusty Dyso and me in charge of all vices
I've just returned from my magic barn of discovery (or as the war office calls it my new home if I keep screaming obscenities at the TV during the games) and I have brewed a special batch of Doctor Qldmagpie magic elixir.
This elixir will put wood in any pencil and may even help Magpiebat fill out his outfit without the need for padding
Last time I produced such elixir was on a preseason training camp in Thailand and Dyso didn't sleep for a month and he managed to "service" 178 lady boys a day. Once it wore off though he said he had a feeling he had been like one of those automated hit and miss engines
I shall a they say in the classic win or Balme everyone else for the failure
Coach be sure to have the celebratory dimmies warm the beer cold and dancing girls hot |
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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Flabbergasted! What can I say? |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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You can do whatever you want. |
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Piesnchess
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Skids wrote: | I want Dusty, I'll show him some decent tattoo work, not that scribble on the neck shit!
I'm even going to stab myself in the chest (tiger tattoo) as soon as i get near him, he won't know what's going on when we're both sent off with the blood rule. |
Ha ha, that may well put him off, if I were you or Stui, hes on him, get near him and say something derogatory about his deported old man, the old bikie, that might incense him enough to go right off the footy and go head hunting for the game. _________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb. |
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Piesnchess
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CarringbushCigar wrote: | Check out this side.
No wonder Mike Sheehan calls us bogans.
Anyone in that side not from Barwon, Ferntree-Gully or Epping ? |
Does Mt Evelyn count ? Actually, there are a few bogans in Lilydale, my neck of the woods is more old hippies. _________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb. |
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Tannin
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Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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About this interchange bench. Does it have pillows? And a nice warm blankie so I can have a little snooze? _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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RudeBoy wrote: | Flabbergasted! What can I say? |
you dont need to speak, just kick some bloody goals!! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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think positive wrote: | Centres: qldmagpie67 (vice-pay you bassstud!) Piedys(Captain) (thanks for donating my family time to "the cause") WPT (no vices)
Lets hear ya!! |
Let's be clear about this - if we have no lives outside of this gig, then neither can you; there is no victory without sacrifice. Let's make pain our friend.
Piesnchess wrote: | Skids wrote: | I want Dusty, I'll show him some decent tattoo work, not that scribble on the neck shit!
I'm even going to stab myself in the chest (tiger tattoo) as soon as i get near him, he won't know what's going on when we're both sent off with the blood rule. |
Ha ha, that may well put him off, if I were you or Stui, hes on him, get near him and say something derogatory about his deported old man, the old bikie, that might incense him enough to go right off the footy and go head hunting for the game. |
"Hey Disty, whut heppened to ya old min eh? Is he beck un NooZuland bro?" Should be sufficient to start an all-in brohaha... _________________ M I L L A N E 4 2 forever |
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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"All cold and no heat make Dyso a cranky boy..." _________________ M I L L A N E 4 2 forever |
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think positive
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piedys wrote: |
"All cold and no heat make Dyso a cranky boy..." |
GOOD WE NEED TO SEE SOME MONGREL TONIGHT!! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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CarringbushCigar
Joined: 15 Nov 2007 Location: wherever I lay my beanie
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Piesnchess wrote: | CarringbushCigar wrote: | Check out this side.
No wonder Mike Sheehan calls us bogans.
Anyone in that side not from Barwon, Ferntree-Gully or Epping ? |
Does Mt Evelyn count ? Actually, there are a few bogans in Lilydale, my neck of the woods is more old hippies. |
Upper or Lower Mt Evelyn??
We need you Belgrave/Mt Evelyn/Emerald hippy types to put down your b!llies, roll up some doobies and hit the Ponsford. |
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Tannin
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Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Perfect!
Perhaps some kind soul would be good enough to wake me up
after the game and hand me a little glass of something.
(In emergencies - such as Ninthmond actually looking like a footy team that
might even win - but only in emergencies, wake me a bit earlier and
I'll have a bit of a trot around the backline and stop their run. Should be all
over by the end of the quarter, and the lads can manage the rest of it on
their own by then. Be a shame to waste a perfectly good bench, after all.) _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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