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princem007
Joined: 16 Oct 2003
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Post subject: The Blair Witches Hat Project | |
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The Blair Witches Hat project has been developed by Buck's to lure the opposition defenders into a false state of security therefore allowing the more skilled forwards the chance to score.
The same player assigned this task each week will scare the living daylights out of his own supporter base every time he goes near the ball by;
- allowing opposition player to break tackles and clear defensive area
- give back the opposition player the ball by turnover by hand or foot
- when tackled make the ball drops out incorrectly or even better hold the ball in and give away the free kick
- miss set shots at goal during crucial times in games
- any other action that will favour the opposition team to sling shot forward and find space in their forward line.
WARNING:
Never spend the night alone at the G this winter.
Theres something lurking in our forward line that goes missing every week.
The Blair Witches Hat project continues...
Coming to an AFL venue near you. _________________ Go Pies...Premiers 2010 |
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Raw Hammer
Joined: 11 Sep 2008 Location: The Gutter
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It's been all downhill since he hit the post from 20m out directly in front during the 2010 GF. _________________ Est. 2002 |
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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And to think I pay good money to see this clown.
And it is not at the circus. _________________ we don't eat our own at collingwood we just allow them to foul our nest. |
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inxs88
Joined: 17 Aug 2014
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Post subject: Re: The Blair Witches Hat Project | |
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princem007 wrote: | The Blair Witches Hat project has been developed by Buck's to lure the opposition defenders into a false state of security therefore allowing the more skilled forwards the chance to score.
The same player assigned this task each week will scare the living daylights out of his own supporter base every time he goes near the ball by;
- allowing opposition player to break tackles and clear defensive area
- give back the opposition player the ball by turnover by hand or foot
- when tackled make the ball drops out incorrectly or even better hold the ball in and give away the free kick
- miss set shots at goal during crucial times in games
- any other action that will favour the opposition team to sling shot forward and find space in their forward line.
WARNING:
Never spend the night alone at the G this winter.
Theres something lurking in our forward line that goes missing every week.
The Blair Witches Hat project continues...
Coming to an AFL venue near you. |
Very very good Prince!! Beware of the backlash from some of Nick's sycophantic, butter wouldn't melt in any players mouth rage post repliers!! _________________ I love the Pies, hate Carlscum |
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September Zeros
Joined: 04 Oct 2012 Location: Behind you
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Cue crickets _________________ No Pressure, No Diamonds
They used to be a happy team at hawthorn.
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Pies4shaw
pies4shaw
Joined: 08 Oct 2007
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The thing that really worries me is why, consistently for 3 years, Blair is the only player who is able to play "hit up target" at CHF and why, when the ball hits the ground, none of the other forwards is there to help him. I'm not in favour of retaining Blair but I'm a huge fan of better effort from the rest of the forwards (assuming any of them is capable of better effort). |
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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ONE of these days, the Blair witch will be best on ground, man of the match, I dunno when, but its a moral to happen. Life is full of surprises. ! _________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb. |
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neil
Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland
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Look another Blair thread _________________ Carlscum 120 years being cheating scum |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Pies4shaw wrote: | The thing that really worries me is why, consistently for 3 years, Blair is the only player who is able to play "hit up target" at CHF and why, when the ball hits the ground, none of the other forwards is there to help him. I'm not in favour of retaining Blair but I'm a huge fan of better effort from the rest of the forwards (assuming any of them is capable of better effort). |
voice of reason _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Collingwood Crackerjack
Joined: 28 Jul 2008 Location: Canberra
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You know, I was thinking today, the Australian cricket team really could of used someone with Blair's characteristics on the tour of India. His good eye, resilience, general toughness was just what was needed. _________________ "The last thing he expected WAS THE FIRST THING HE GOT!!!!!"
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inxs88
Joined: 17 Aug 2014
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Collingwood Crackerjack wrote: | You know, I was thinking today, the Australian cricket team really could of used someone with Blair's characteristics on the tour of India. His good eye, resilience, general toughness was just what was needed. |
Yep a perfect 12th man! _________________ I love the Pies, hate Carlscum |
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dalyc
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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I wish played one tenth of the games Blair has. As others have said he's got the absolute most out of his limited height and talent. What he's achieved is testament to his dedication, persistence, courage and resilience. Sure, there are more skilled players around but he's filled a role while some who could have taken his spot were either injured, ill-disciplined or chasing dollars elsewhere.
When Blair's time is up, I'll cheer him as a premiership player and loyal servant if the great Collingwood football club. _________________ Four legged animals good, two legged animals better |
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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^ Very glad to hear it. Start now. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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neil wrote: | Look another Blair thread |
maybe we should start a "Dump Blair" thread and confine all comments about him to there?
I'm finding the obsession with identifying scapegoats wearisome. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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dalyc
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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stui magpie wrote: | neil wrote: | Look another Blair thread |
maybe we should start a "Dump Blair" thread and confine all comments about him to there?
I'm finding the obsession with identifying scapegoats wearisome. |
Do you think that will stop them?
We've got a dump Buckley thread but that doesn't stop the haters infecting every other thread? _________________ Four legged animals good, two legged animals better |
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