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qldmagpie67
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This week the board of directors have paid me a significant sum of money to assume the mantle as chief selector and coach. They were tired of the same ole names being placed on a rusted clip board with magnets held on by sticky tape.
They charged me with the challenge of selecting a side with no other intention than protecting our glorious 4 peat record.
This side must be able to do unthinkable acts and smile afterwards. The term leave no one behind takes on new significance this week as its our aim to leave no Hawk able to walk once the full time siren sounds.
In selecting this side I have looked deeper than kicking and hand balling skills, I've overlooked fitness levels for endurance purposes and completely put aside any thoughts of knowledge or common sense
The only traits considered worthy of selection are the thirst for blood, having no consensus and the ability to distract officials whilst a team mates careful stabs his opponent
Loyal posters and other snoops I present you with our last posting 22 of 2016
B Lazza. Dyso. Jezza
HB. Wattpricetully. Wolfboy. Bob Sugar
C. Mugwumps Neil Appleby. DTM
HF. Cam. Presti. 35forever
F. Inxs88. Rudeboy. Piesnchess
Foll. Pies4shaw. Barrybc. Thompsoc
Int. 3rd degree. Culprit. Stui. Whatsinaname
Emg. Thinks positive. Mandy. Red light. Jackcass
Coach. The legendary Qldmagpie67 esq
Assistant coach. Annodam
Blade sharpener. Member 7167
Brass knuckle polisher. SteveH67
Drink spiker. Carringbush cigar
Stretcher bearer. Woftam
Syringe filler. Hal
Boot stud sharpener. Mighty magpie
Procurer of illicit substances. Dark stranger
Offical body count tallier. Magpiebat
Pre match punching bag. John Wren
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watt price tully 
Joined: 15 May 2007
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | This week the board of directors have paid me a significant sum of money to assume the mantle as chief selector and coach. They were tired of the same ole names being placed on a rusted clip board with magnets held on by sticky tape.
They charged me with the challenge of selecting a side with no other intention than protecting our glorious 4 peat record.
This side must be able to do unthinkable acts and smile afterwards. The term leave no one behind takes on new significance this week as its our aim to leave no Hawk able to walk once the full time siren sounds.
In selecting this side I have looked deeper than kicking and hand balling skills, I've overlooked fitness levels for endurance purposes and completely put aside any thoughts of knowledge or common sense
The only traits considered worthy of selection are the thirst for blood, having no consensus and the ability to distract officials whilst a team mates careful stabs his opponent
Loyal posters and other snoops I present you with our last posting 22 of 2016
B Lazza. Dyso. Jezza
HB. KM. Wolfboy. Bob Sugar
C. Mugwumps Neil Appleby. DTM
HF. Cam. Presti. 35forever
F. Inxs88. Rudeboy. Piesnchess
Foll. Pies4shaw. Barrybc. Thompsoc
Int. 3rd degree. Culprit. Stui. Whatsinaname
Emg. Thinks positive. Mandy. Red light. Jackcass
Coach. The legendary Qldmagpie67 esq
Assistant coach. Annodam
Blade sharpener. Member 7167
Brass knuckle polisher. SteveH67
Drink spiker. Carringbush cigar
Stretcher bearer. Woftam
Syringe filler. Hal
Boot stud sharpener. Mighty magpie
Procurer of illicit substances. Dark stranger
Offical body count tallier. Magpiebat
Pre match punching bag. John Wren |
Posting a team on your way to remand on toilet paper passed through the wire mesh of on the back of a divvy van is no way to make a coach or select a team.
Being charged with being an imposter - pretending to be a coach is a serious matter.
Being charged with misrepresentation and false advertising is not to be taken lightly - dim sims are not dumplings.
Will the real coach please stand up.
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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cheap chinese imitations will not be tolerated.
the team will be released tonight.
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jackcass 
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Location: Bendigo
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Dropped off the back of a 71 point thrashing.... hmmm
Clearly this coach has no idea!
Sack the coach! |
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Lazza
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
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| jackcass wrote: | Dropped off the back of a 71 point thrashing.... hmmm
Clearly this coach has no idea!
Sack the coach! |
Nah, hail the coach who kept his faith in the two greatest players in Piesnchess and me. Fantastic selections.
We will be fired up to win without the likes of you dragging us down...... 
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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A brilliant team.
I've ordered my dim sims in advance, so will be primed on the day. |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| Post subject: Re: Nicks posting 22 v whorethorne | |
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| watt price tully wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | This week the board of directors have paid me a significant sum of money to assume the mantle as chief selector and coach. They were tired of the same ole names being placed on a rusted clip board with magnets held on by sticky tape.
They charged me with the challenge of selecting a side with no other intention than protecting our glorious 4 peat record.
This side must be able to do unthinkable acts and smile afterwards. The term leave no one behind takes on new significance this week as its our aim to leave no Hawk able to walk once the full time siren sounds.
In selecting this side I have looked deeper than kicking and hand balling skills, I've overlooked fitness levels for endurance purposes and completely put aside any thoughts of knowledge or common sense
The only traits considered worthy of selection are the thirst for blood, having no consensus and the ability to distract officials whilst a team mates careful stabs his opponent
Loyal posters and other snoops I present you with our last posting 22 of 2016
B Lazza. Dyso. Jezza
HB. KM. Wolfboy. Bob Sugar
C. Mugwumps Neil Appleby. DTM
HF. Cam. Presti. 35forever
F. Inxs88. Rudeboy. Piesnchess
Foll. Pies4shaw. Barrybc. Thompsoc
Int. 3rd degree. Culprit. Stui. Whatsinaname
Emg. Thinks positive. Mandy. Red light. Jackcass
Coach. The legendary Qldmagpie67 esq
Assistant coach. Annodam
Blade sharpener. Member 7167
Brass knuckle polisher. SteveH67
Drink spiker. Carringbush cigar
Stretcher bearer. Woftam
Syringe filler. Hal
Boot stud sharpener. Mighty magpie
Procurer of illicit substances. Dark stranger
Offical body count tallier. Magpiebat
Pre match punching bag. John Wren |
Posting a team on your way to remand on toilet paper passed through the wire mesh of on the back of a divvy van is no way to make a coach or select a team.
Being charged with being an imposter - pretending to be a coach is a serious matter.
Being charged with misrepresentation and false advertising is not to be taken lightly - dim sims are not dumplings.
Will the real coach please stand up. |
WPT your were not considered for selection after several unsavoury off field incidents were reported to the new regime leader. This regime will not tolerate any form of charity work or good will towards the community. We are here for one thing and one thing only to injure or dismember Hawks this Friday night. If you can commit a murder or a series of violent offences before the first bounce your chances of a game will markedly improve. |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| John Wren wrote: | cheap chinese imitations will not be tolerated.
the team will be released tonight. |
The only thing to be released tonight will be a series of compromising photos of you and Roosy sharing small farm animals in a unnaturla manner.
As for cheap and Chinese I suggestion you go searching for some on your way home tonight to your mansion in Torak |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| Lazza wrote: | | jackcass wrote: | Dropped off the back of a 71 point thrashing.... hmmm
Clearly this coach has no idea!
Sack the coach! |
Nah, hail the coach who kept his faith in the two greatest players in Piesnchess and me. Fantastic selections.
We will be fired up to win without the likes of you dragging us down...... |
Lazza your return was long over due good luck my son |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| jackcass wrote: | Dropped off the back of a 71 point thrashing.... hmmm
Clearly this coach has no idea!
Sack the coach! |
Jack being named as an emergency in this side is as good as getting a game I'm sure someone will be stabbed in the back or stuffed in a locker before the first bounce |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| RudeBoy wrote: | A brilliant team.
I've ordered my dim sims in advance, so will be primed on the day. |
Cheers rude new we could count on your skills |
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neil 
Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Location: Queensland
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Not picked: sack the coach
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| neil wrote: | | Not picked: sack the coach |
Neil you were discussed at the selection meeting but unfortunately your last cheque didn't clear so you were considered injured or soon to be !!! |
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Bob Sugar
Joined: 11 Feb 2010
Location: Benalla
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Bob Sugars taking it to the hole!!!
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| Bob Sugar wrote: | | Bob Sugars taking it to the hole!!! |
I'm scared to ask which one |
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