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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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He's still working on Batgirl. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010 Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010 Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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It was Election Day, surely everyone's favourite triennial time of the year.
The Sherrin Slaughterer and the Footy Fumbler, comical villains with distinctly un-comical MOs, have finally decided to team up. Put a psychopath together with another psychopath and you get a recipe for disaster. Especially since between them, they have what must surely be the most reliable unreliability at hitting what they aim at. Which I suppose is perversely effective at inflating the body count. Joker won't be happy about that...
Gordon summoned me to GCPD, where he showed me a video tape (seriously man, get a Blu-Ray already!) of the Slaughterer and the Fumbler announcing their intentions to steal the election with dummy ballot boxes. Just who they were trying to steal the election from, I am not sure (they're either working for swinging dick union heavy thug bosses or dick swinging thug bosses heavying the unions... pick your pantomime baddies of choice on that one...)
A sample of the fake ballot papers revealed an all-to-familiar pattern. Upon putting the ballot papers under an ultraviolet light, I uncovered yet another batch of letters and numbers that have come to taunt me relentlessly these past couple of years.
Here's what I found:
http://lon-cdn220-is-10.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/860864/VOD_Source/2016-07-02_08-25-06-2838/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://lon-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/860873/VOD_Source/2016-07-02_08-52-45-7732/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://lon-cdn220-is-1.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/860877/VOD_Source/2016-07-02_09-35-04-2257/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/860881/VOD_Source/2016-07-02_10-19-47-8336/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
I've also, upon further reflection, decided to release the strings that Alfred stumbled across last week while surfing the Internet (which I alluded to previously). He tried to delete his browsing history, but he forgets who he is dealing with here. I never knew you could upload a Boris Johnson speech to one of 'those' sites...
Part 1...
http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/1/2016-06/853099/COLL_V_PORT_RD-2048-484621170.mp4
http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/1/2016-06/853105/COLL_V_PORT_RD-2048-486344143.mp4
http://lon-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/1/2016-06/853109/COLL_V_PORT_RD-2048-487919477.mp4
http://lon-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/1/2016-06/853139/COLL_V_PORT_RD-2048-491000735.mp4
...and Part 2:
http://lon-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/1/2016-06/855470/MVC_Q-2048-1181518516.mp4
http://win-cdn220-is-10.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/1/2016-06/855471/MVC_Q-2048-1183938563.mp4
http://win-cdn220-is-10.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/1/2016-06/855473/MVC_Q-2048-1186578390.mp4
http://lon-cdn220-is-10.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/1/2016-06/855474/MVC_Q-2048-1189658917.mp4 _________________ I am vengeance. I am the night. I am MagpieBat.
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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Oh Magpie Bat, you've done it again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3UKJq_lxcM _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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MagpieBat wrote: | The Sherrin Slaughterer and the Footy Fumbler, comical villains with distinctly un-comical MOs, have finally decided to team up..... |
Man I hate those guys, I mean they really, really f*cken shit me to tears... _________________ M I L L A N E 4 2 forever |
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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And he does it with style too! _________________ M I L L A N E 4 2 forever |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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How far up? |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010 Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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Just bumping this to page 1.
When I get them, you'll get them... _________________ I am vengeance. I am the night. I am MagpieBat. |
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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So what you are saying, oh Caped Crusader, is that you get them first and we get sloppy seconds.
(Just sayin'.)
( I never said I didn't like sloppy seconds.) _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010 Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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stoliboy
Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Location: Sydney, NSW
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Thanks MagpieBat,
Enjoying my Sunday morning watching the second quarter _________________ Sydney Collingwood Supporters Club
http://sydneymagpies.magpies.net/ |
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KenH
Joined: 24 Jan 2010
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Lovely to watch!! Thank you MagpieBat! _________________ Cheers big ears |
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roar
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
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Thanks again, Bat! Without doubt my favourite superhero. _________________ kill for collingwood! |
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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Tannin wrote: | So what you are saying, oh Caped Crusader, is that you get them first and we get sloppy seconds.
(Just sayin'.)
( I never said I didn't like sloppy seconds.) |
You'll take what you're given thanks mister.... _________________ M I L L A N E 4 2 forever |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010 Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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Yesterday was a good day. And night.
Following up on some intelligence gleaned from one of The Penguin's lackeys (obtained by means of slamming the man up against the wall and twisting his arm almost to the point of severance), I tracked the latest shipment to a warehouse nearby to Dixon Docks. Breaking in, I discovered how Penguin has been moving his drugs: taxidermies of animals. The drugs get sealed inside during the taxidermy process, then the animal gets shipped to Gotham aboard his luxury ships.
After carefully opening up some of the statues (I am a lover of all animals, even in death) I found within one of the avian statues (an Eagle, to be precise), a sheet of paper wrapped around one of the sealed bags. And on the paper was written yet another collection of letter and number strings:
http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/867326/VOD_Source/2016-07-30_06-03-54-6278/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://lon-cdn220-is-1.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/867330/VOD_Source/2016-07-30_06-40-31-6606/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://win-cdn220-is-10.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/867337/VOD_Source/2016-07-30_07-26-07-7993/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/867342/VOD_Source/2016-07-30_07-41-36-8715/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
Upon further examination of the collection, I discovered some more batches of these infernal strings (I knew their absence from the last couple of weeks was too good to last). One inside a Crow, the other hidden within a Kangaroo (just what a Kangaroo is doing in a collection of stuffed birds, I do not know... maybe Penguin flies with Qantas...?)
Analysis of the second and third strings found disappointing results, probably not worth bothering with. But I submit them for the purposes of completion anyway...
The Crow:
http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/864065/VOD_Source/2016-07-16_08-42-40-5482/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://win-cdn220-is-10.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/864072/VOD_Source/2016-07-16_09-22-10-3455/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://win-cdn220-is-2.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/864085/VOD_Source/2016-07-16_10-20-46-5886/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://lon-cdn220-is-10.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/864095/VOD_Source/2016-07-16_10-59-59-3079/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
...and the Kangaroo:
http://lon-cdn220-is-1.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/865507/VOD_Source/2016-07-22_09-33-10-6371/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/865518/VOD_Source/2016-07-22_09-24-28-4373/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://lon-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/865523/VOD_Source/2016-07-22_10-18-17-8385/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/865531/VOD_Source/2016-07-22_11-00-01-3068/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
Now, to head back to the Iceberg Lounge and confront The Penguin. I'm thinking I might kick his desk through the wall to start with, then dangle him out over a twenty story drop off... _________________ I am vengeance. I am the night. I am MagpieBat. |
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