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The construction of the perfect hamburger |
Salad goes first then meat etc on top |
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Meat goes first, salad on top |
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Either way is fine, now I'm hungry damn you |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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Oi, can we keep this one a religion and politics free thread.
Feel free to release vitriol on condiments instead. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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No tabasco or vitriol please, just grilled onion, cheese and pineapple. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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watt price tully
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stui magpie wrote: | Oi, can we keep this one a religion and politics free thread.
Feel free to release vitriol on condiments instead. |
I quite agree. But she drew first _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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watt price tully
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Tannin wrote: | No tabasco or vitriol please, just grilled onion, cheese and pineapple. |
Right - that's a disgrace & all religions would find that just too bogan _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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Tannin wrote: | No tabasco or vitriol please, just grilled onion, cheese and pineapple. |
What? What is your issue with Tabasco? Standard Tabasco is basically mouthwash with a nice tingle. Habanero tabasco has some kick, Blairs Death Sauce has some "Hello Johnny" about it. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Wokko
Come and take it.
Joined: 04 Oct 2005
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Go to Fish and Chip shop.
"Hamburger with the lot thanks, no onion."
Done. |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Perhaps I have already been there. |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
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Hamburger roll, meat on the bottom, then lettuce if absolutely necessary, then heaps of tomato sauce. What else do you need? _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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I clicked on the wrong one |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Thanks for the information. |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
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Ah, I was wondering who that was.
I'd say the verdict is clear. If you see anyone trying to put salad under your meat patty, kill them immediately. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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I eat hamburgers in layers. I hate getting food all over my face when I'm eating, so just biting into a decent-sized burger is not something I do. I like things small enough to get at least one end of it into my mouth without mess. (No, not you Culprit. Sorry.)
Ahem ...
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As I was saying, any hamburger worth mentioning is too big to eat unless you use a knife and fork, which is cheating. So you need a better method. Coz you are all my friends (except for Stui, who is of course a god and probably above such earthly things as friendships) I'm going to let you into the secret of how it's done the right way.
HOW TO EAT A HAMBURGER
1: Peel off the top layer, then eat that. It is for practical purposes a nice single-sided egg and bacon toasted sandwich. Hamburger is all good but this is the very best bit. (Advanced hamburger lovers can take this one step further by eating the lovely buttery toast first, then making an egg and bacon roll-up, which is the very best part of all.)
2: Next comes the meat. If it's good quality meat, that's nice too, and it has just enough onion to add to the flavour. Best of all is when the cheese is half-melted on the top of it. Superb! If it's crap meat or cooked hard and dry, throw the bloody thing away and add that evil dive you bought it from to your "never, ever buy food here again" list. Quality meat is the soul of a good hamburger.
3: Time for dessert. To finish, you have a nice, health-giving semi-toasted roll with lettuce and tomato, maybe a few other odds and ends along with them. It doesn't have the impact or ambrosial flavour of the other bits, but once you start on your plain bread and lettuce dessert, you soon find that you are enjoying it as a sort of gentle wind-down from the ecstasy which has gone before.
4: Finally, relax with a good big cup of tea and sit quietly with it, half-wishing you still smoked.
There you have it: the perfect way to eat a hamburger. Don't thank me, teach it to your grandchildren so that we may be sure the joy of living will never perish entirely from the earth. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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Mugwump
Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Location: Between London and Melbourne
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Alternatively, shave off beard, disregard the making of a large mess on your chin, and wash face afterwards. Eating hamburgers piecemeal is just so not the point.
And mayonnaise in hamburgers is clearly a political issue, insofar as it should be banned by law. _________________ Two more flags before I die! |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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I think mayonnaise in hamburgers is more than that. |
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