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Culprit
Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Location: Port Melbourne
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Post subject: Pagans leaked Memo (good read) | |
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M E M O:
Denis Pagan has announced that every player on the senior list at Carlton is up for trade.
For interested buyers here is a short summary of each player's current status prepared by the Carlton Football Department:
Matthew Allan - Currently the best ruckman at the club, which is like being the prettiest woman in Iraq.
Callan Beasy - At this rate will bring up his 100th game in 2037.
Simon Beaumont - I think he once had a good half against someone.
Blake Campbell - I don't know enough about footy to know about him.
Scott Camporeale - Wants out and who could blame him.
Cameron Croad - Recruited under the [snip] brother rule.
Justin Davies - Attempted to escape mid-season but only made it as far as Shepparton before he was caught.
Andrew Eccles - Traded for Kris Massie. Game, set, match. - Adelaide.
Brendan Fevola - Very reliable, strong character. Carlton plan to build a team around him.
Brad Fisher - Promising forward with bright future if he doesn't get
trampled by Lance.
Simon Fletcher - Hopes to finish his career back with Geelong Reserves if his form lifts.
Anthony Franchina - Back in the ones. He hasn't improved, everyone else has got worse.
Scott Freeborn - Supposed to be de-listed in 2001 but the paperwork got lost.
Barnaby French - Great catching skills, could end up in the Bangladeshi slip cordon.
Adrian Hickmott - So much happier now.
Ryan Houlihan - One of Carlton's toughest, now doesn't that say something.
Darren Hulme - Unhappy and uncontracted.
Anthony Koutoufides - His knee is as pretty as his wife.
Matthew Lappin - Hates Pagan Loves Beer
Luke Livingston - Will inherit Mick Martyn's position, as League's most unskilled player.
The Mighty M's - Manton, Martyn, Mathews, McKernan, Merrington, Murphy and McKenzie - All to be de-listed.
Andrew McKay - In career best form or is it just an illusion? Check the meaning of contrast to find the answer.
Karl Norman - Like the flowering hibiscus he was born, flourished and faded all in a single day.
Jim Plunkett - One of the great names in NFL, not so great in the AFL.
Ian Prendergast - Great aerobic capacity which will come in handy chasing opponents over the next few years.
Brett Ratten - See Adrian Hickmott.
Kade Simpson - "I think I may have over estimated this Simpson fellow" - Montgomery C. Burns, Dental Plan episode.
Trent Sporn - They say he's great, I say how do you know?
Bret Thornton - I'm confused, who's better him or Wiggins.
Simon Wiggins - I'm confused, who's better him or Thornton.
Jarrad Waite - Courageous lad. Has had to overcome the personal tragedy of playing for Carlton.
Lance Whitnall - Carlton fans love him and there'll be more of him to love in 2004. And a lot more in 2005.
Laurence Angwin - My client pleads not guilty Your Honour.
Tom Hedge - Who??
Jon McCormick - Good young lad, should get out while he can.
Sean O'Keefe - Has done enough to get de-listed and re-drafted again.
Michael Stinear - No idea who he is but he must still be a chance to win the Carlton B&F this year.
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JLC
Joined: 30 May 2000 Location: Keysborough still representing Hot Pies
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I heard that Carlton may be aligned with Noble Park next year as Noble Park want to bolster their depth and a couple of the Carlton players might make their team.
Fevola is a chance but Brent Williams has been in good for this year so he will have a fight on his hands....lol
jlc _________________ The Torres bounce is officially dead. You are walking alone now Fernando. |
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pepstar
Joined: 25 Oct 2001 Location: melbourne,victoria,australia
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i'm still waiting for the doggies to win another game.... |
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AGE
Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Location: Docking Bay 94
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So true Pepstar. If only they had won those 4-5 games in the middle of the year. |
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JLC
Joined: 30 May 2000 Location: Keysborough still representing Hot Pies
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The doggies will be ok as they have a platform from which to build and will have early choices in the National Draft.
Im sure Carlton will be hot favourite next year to win the wooden spoon.
jlc _________________ The Torres bounce is officially dead. You are walking alone now Fernando. |
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AGE
Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Location: Docking Bay 94
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But we want Carlton to go Back 2 Back!
Wish there was something we could do! haha |
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WhyPhilWhy?
WhyPhilWhy?
Joined: 09 Oct 2001 Location: Location: Location:
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I have a dream - Carlton are found not to have "played on their merits" to achieve the priority draft pick this year, and are then fined that pick. |
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