Umpiring Shockers

[Cam]

With competition so close the blow torch is going to be turned up on the men in brown (not yet, but appropriate eh). Shocking decisions like marks paid to the man behind with not much time on the clock (Richardsons only goal came from this yesterday, Tom Harley of the Cats had one taken off him against Freo) The unbelievable 50 that Archer gave away chasing McPhee after he tried to run around him. etc etc. I have watched game after game and have come up with the current rules of the AFL.

"The current Rules of the AFL, Australian Football League shall now come into line with the average females response variance.

Infringement..................Decision
Too high...........................Play on (You never show me affection unless you want sex)
Too low............................Play on (with your self I'm not in the mood)
In the back.......................Play on (if only you'd give ME a back massage)
Holding the ball................Play on (bastard, you toss more than you floss)
Deliberate.........................Nothing (answer to, "What's the matter?")
Trip...................................Nothing (can't afford them when you're married)
Holding on........................Play on (only happens before marriage)
Throw...............................Play on (plates or whatever is handy)
Wobbling the post............Play on (posts, penii, men are all the same)
Too many in the Square...Play on (now get your #@! hand out of there)
Charging...........................Play on (GIMME THAT DAMN CREDIT CARD)

Although set in stone these decisions WILL change according to the phases of the moon, changing of the tides, stocktake sales, mother-in-law visits, being pregnant, being alone with children during the day, weight consciousness, looks consciousness, mood consciousness, best friends moving away or up in the world or them getting a new car or house or their kid beating your kid at something at school, or, just to piss off the main male in the house."

[The Prototype]

LOL you should send that to the Umpires, maybe that could change thier decisions...please note the "maybe" there.

[Joe]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Well done Cam
GO PIES

[zoia]

i thought the umpires were shit, look we had more frees but we got ours in the back line they got theres up foward

[Joe]

The umpiring was pox but not 7-10 goals or wotever it was worth.
GO PIES