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joffa_the_man_in_gold 



Joined: 13 Dec 2002
Location: melb

PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2003 10:07 am
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The meaning of the word 'umpire'

Believe it or not it is actaully a 'noun' whatever that bloody means

The word means according to my beautiful dictionary...someone who makes sure that a game, like tennis, cricket and wait for it 'FOOTBALL' is played according to the rules.
Well ive just given my beautiful dictionary the arse what a heap of crap i have now decided to substiute the word umpire for 'Mr Bean' from this day on i will refer to THEM as the 'bean' fraternity

They all look as bloody stupid as him and after the witnessing that deliberate out of bounds and no free kick paid in the last quarter i have no doubt they are mentally as bloody stupid as him.

Welcome one and all to the 'Mr Bean fraternity'

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Cam Capricorn

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Joined: 10 May 2002
Location: Springvale

PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2003 10:42 am
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Laughing probably drive mini minors and sleep with teddy bears too.
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joffa_the_man_in_gold 



Joined: 13 Dec 2002
Location: melb

PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2003 10:54 am
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Cam wrote:
Laughing probably drive mini minors and sleep with teddy bears too.


I reckon goal umpires would sleep with teddy bears they are a real scary looking group of people..they all look like pete the ped!!

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The Prototype Virgo

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Joined: 23 Apr 2003
Location: Hobart, Tasmania

PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2003 8:27 pm
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How about Brett "Mr Magoo" Allen? He amazingly never sees anything for Collingwood, and usually pays everything against us:|
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couragous cloke Scorpio



Joined: 07 Sep 2002
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2003 11:04 pm
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joffa, if u watch the tape of that game, just after that deliberate was'nt paid, if you look at the top right hand corner u will see what i thought of the decision. that number 25 was scared to go near the boundary where we were after that call! what a moron!
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