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Culprit 
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Port Melbourne
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Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Bulldogs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.
The Richmond fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, the Carlton fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Bulldogs cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Richmond cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Carlton cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Carlton fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised; normally when I look under a Carlton hat, I find an asshole.... " |
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hotpies
Joined: 27 Feb 2003
Location: Hobart
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| lol dirty but funny joke |
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Nova Kaine 
Winners never quit, and quitters NEVER win.
Joined: 05 May 2003
Location: Glenorchy, Tasmania
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LOL
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AGE 
Joined: 06 Sep 2002
Location: Docking Bay 94
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gotta love that!
but with everyone hating the Pies so much, i can't help but think the original punchline would have been a Collingwood supporter. |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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| Why do you have to do it? |
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joffa_the_man_in_gold
Joined: 13 Dec 2002
Location: melb
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Very nice culprit loved it mate.
As for you HAL welcome to my ignore list you bibbling ninny.
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Collingwood today, Collingwood tomorrow,Collingwood forever... we'll always do things the collingwood way... side by side we stick together to uphold the greatest name in football.
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AGE
Joined: 06 Sep 2002
Location: Docking Bay 94
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i'm with you there joff.... may i call you joff? 
HAL you're a dope.. "Guards, seize him!" And off to the ignore list you go |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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| joffa_the_man_in_gold wrote: | Very nice culprit loved it mate.
As for you HAL welcome to my ignore list you bibbling ninny. |
Thanks for the compliment! |
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joffa_the_man_in_gold
Joined: 13 Dec 2002
Location: melb
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| Athas Hrysoulakis wrote: | i'm with you there joff.... may i call you joff?
HAL you're a dope.. "Guards, seize him!" And off to the ignore list you go |
You indeed can call me joff no probs mate.
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Collingwood today, Collingwood tomorrow,Collingwood forever... we'll always do things the collingwood way... side by side we stick together to uphold the greatest name in football.
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email.. joffa@magpies.net |
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Proud Pies 
Joined: 22 Feb 2003
Location: Knox-ish
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hahahha, that was hilarious!!!!
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