Topical joke - Collingwood-Carlton rivalry

Broadie · Joined: 10 Feb 1999 Location: VIC

This is a great little joke I received today. Some may perceive it as insulting to us, but I kinda like being hated for being a Collingwood supporter!

A Family of Collingwood supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting . While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Carlton footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to become a Carlton supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her carton of Winfields and says, "Go talk to Mum.

Off goes the little lad with the Carlton footy jumper in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Carlton supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full stubbie of VB at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "lets go talk to your father".

Off they go to Pentridge during visiting hours with footy jumper in hand and find bubba, his father.

"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Carlton supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his fists and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT", and then kicks him from one end of the rec room to the other for further good measure.

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home (Reservoir). The mother turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes knackers I have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've only been a Carlton supporter for an hour and already I hate you Collingwood pricks!"
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Dr Alf Andrews · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2003 5:59 pm

very droll ... hardy har har ... it is to laugh

black&whitebeliever · Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Location: melbourne

I like this one .... Recent custody case in childrens court went like this..

Judge to ten year old boy " Son I've decided that you will be staying with your father".."Please no" the boy said .."my father beats me".."OK then , you can stay with your mother" "No, not her" says the lad " she also beats me"
"Well what are we to do with you son?" says the judge.
"Please "says the boy " I want to stay with the Carlton football team"
"WhY?" says the judge " Beacause they don't beat anybody!!!" he replied

Dr Alf Andrews · Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2003 12:02 pm

Dr. Rock · Joined: 31 Mar 2003 Location: Glenroy

Guy goes to see Carlton play.Bloke next to him is there with his dog.Notices that every time Carlton kick a goal the dog does a somersault.Wow he says what does your dog do when Carlton actually wins a game? The bloke says i dunno only had him 2 years!

merissajade · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Location: Mernda

OMG THATS A CLASSIC LOVE IT Laughing

LondonPIE · Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2003 5:49 pm

A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm.
"Do you serve Carlton fans here?" he asks.
"Certainly Sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator.
"Okay," says the man, "a pot of lager for me and a Carlton fan for the alligator."

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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Carlton are good enough to win the Granny."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"