Someone has a brain

[zoia]

I was walking around at northland shopping centre in my collingwood gurnesy then i was approched by these fine looking melbourne chicks trying to sign up members i said sorry but i only support one club and that is the pies no one else. But getting beautful chicks to promote the club i think is a very good idea, wat do others think, kinda reminds me of the freo membership add lol.. You dont see us advertise on tv like other clubs

[Lorelei]

Nice to see how far things have progressed in society.

But really if a club needs to use tasty females walking around a feral shopping centre (don't worry it is my local shoppo anyway) to sell memberships then this is a worry.

Shouldn't the actions of the men on the ground be enough to sell memberships?

*baffled*

Good luck to Melbourne tho. Trying to sell Demon memberships at Northland? LMAO LMAO LMAO Who hasn't been doing their demographic homework in Melbourne's marketing department?

Jen

[AnthonyC]

Hang on a sec, "fine looking melbourne chicks", been drinking magpie_1983?

Obviously ring-ins.

[Dr Alf Andrews]

I wonder which Escort Agency the Melbourne Football Club hired these "fine-looking chicks" from.

How tacky is that?

How utterly desperate must that club be ... Do they offer a free "massage" with every membership?

Maybe they've got special offers depending on the level of membership.

An ordinary season ticket gets you straight sex.

If you want something a little more "exotic", you've gotta get a reserved seat ...

For hard core S & M you need to get social club membership (or whatever their equivalent is)

Hmmmmmm ....

I wonder how much they charge for a meaningful relationship?

[zoia]

lorelei do u go to doncaster shoppo thats a hole northlands actually is much better then wat it use to be its been cleaned up since the change. And to answer the question no i havent been drinking at all im being a good boi and only drinkin b4 a footy game and at partys. I like there idea

[Lorelei]

LMAO Alf - and if you are seriously kinky, Neile Daniher will do a post on the official Melbourne website telling all how much you paid and how crap your performance was of late and how your exploits in bed are a liability to the club...

Magpie_1983 - Northland has to be blown up. A nice coat of paint and some shiny tiles and groovy artwork in the food court isn't enough. LOL
Moccasin count is still too high!
And to everyone who hasn't been to Northland, check out the movie 'Mallboy'. All shot on location so you can experience the joys of it safe in your lounge room without any chroming kids sitting around your car in the multiplex car park! Yay!

[TaZ_LuVs_EmIn3m]

I have to agree with u jen sorry paul but if the guys on the ground cant bring in the members then wtf is going on??

And just from a gurls point of view why dont they get gorgeous guys for us to drool over going out asking for memberships have they forgotten us gurls that might wanna be members u know?? LOL

[zoia]

wat is it pick on paul day eheheeh nah doesnt bother me i still rekon its a good way of getting members

[Peppermint Pattie]

[Hanskies]

...And JASON CLOKE