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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 3:42 pm
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Good stuff.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:22 am
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awesome news Bruce
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Bruce Gonsalves Gemini



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2023 1:26 pm
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We've been terrorised by an Eastern Brown snake for a week now It's made a home about 3 metres from our house in a crack in some concrete. We've had a snake catcher out, but they are unable to reach/find the snake under the concrete. We've been systematically filling the cracked concrete. Possibly to entomb it or make it uncomfortable so it may move on.

The other morning I was standing over it with shovel in hand but couldn't go through with it for fear. I sharpened my 5 pronged spear so maybe I can hit it from a distance. Scary things indeed.

We've headed to Melbourne for dog sitting duties for a couple of weeks, so we'll see if the prick is there on return.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:33 pm
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Get a 410 or 20 guage shotgun and some 8 shot.

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Bruce Gonsalves Gemini



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:57 pm
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Don't worry, I asked around for a shotty but the golf guys don't seem to have them anymore.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2023 5:14 pm
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OK, plan B, tip a couple of bottles of Kerosene in the crack where it's going in, wait a few minutes, then light it and GTF out of the road.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2023 6:36 pm
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Need a plan 'C' at least. Plan 'B' is too close to our underground water tank. I did fill a couple of holes with expanding foam. Hoping the snake got a gob full!!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2023 6:49 pm
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OK, Plan C, stick the garden hose under the slab and drown the MOFO.
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