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David Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 10:05 am
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Not laughing at the woman in question – as I'm sure it's a serious problem – but The Guardian's headline writers really do come up with some doozies:
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 6:28 pm
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She's just put him on the most wanted list on Tinder. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 7:50 pm
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Am I going crazy or did the headline disappear?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 8:56 pm
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^ Yes. It wasn't there when I looked at it this thread earlier today. But now I can see it.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 9:24 pm
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No, you’re both crazy
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:45 pm
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Attached images are only visible when you’re logged in – that’s probably why.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 10:43 am
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Barry Hall!

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 10:45 am
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David wrote:
Attached images are only visible when you’re logged in – that’s probably why.


I was logged in! I had just posted in Other threads!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 7:54 pm
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Newspaper mistakes from the 90s

https://youtu.be/93hi9MwmugM
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2022 10:24 am
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Ricky Gervais tweets his alternatives to Chris Rock's Oscar's lines:

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I'm proud to announce that this is the most diverse and progressive Oscars ever. Looking out I see people from all walks of life. Every demographic under the sun. Except poor people, obviously. **** them.

https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/1508146459039916033

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2022 3:35 pm
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Ricky Gervais must be wondering how he never got slapped for his jokes? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2022 6:17 pm
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^

He skewered so many people in a rolling evisceration that no one wanted to be the first one to look like a sook, so they all just took it.

If one had of got up and tried to take a swing, you can guarantee that others would have been ready to queue up, but Gervais would have spent the next 10 minutes utterly slaughtering the person who took the swing.

Chris Rock could have done that but was likely too shocked by what happened and wisely chose the classy path.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2022 6:49 pm
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They should get The Rock to host it next year.

Out: Rock
In: The Rock
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2022 6:51 pm
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Well I’ll second that! For one he’s not an arsehole

And he’s gorgeous

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The Binge streaming service is advertising "Will Smith & Chris Rock" films as a category.
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