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lazzadesilva Virgo



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2022 2:54 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
How, pray tell, do you propose we could eliminate cars?


Sell them to overseas buyers on a “money for clunkers” scheme 😀🙃

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2022 3:48 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
How, pray tell, do you propose we could eliminate cars?


Do what they did to Swanston Street, but on a city-wide scale, I guess – roads become traversible by trams, buses and bikes only. I don’t think it’s inconceivable that that’s how most cities will look in 100 years.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2022 4:34 pm
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That's fine in a high density CBD, but wont wok in outer suberbs let alone in rural settings.

Petrol and deisel engines are on the way out but I'd be backing Hydrogen over batteries.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:28 pm
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What'sinaname wrote:
^ the race had been won David. The dickheads are evident. They are the ones forcing shifts to electricity (no more natural gas appliances) and eventual phase out of oil / coal etc. But are doing so on a hope that renewables will be the answer.

It's going to be fun to have intermittent energy sources like solar and wind, without any reliable base load power in the equation.

I guess we can pat ourselves on the back say we "saved the planet" while China continues to build new coal fire powered stations.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:38 pm
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^ hey but at least we're woke. That's something right!!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:43 pm
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What'sinaname wrote:
^ hey but at least we're woke. That's something right!!

Of course Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 6:35 pm
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And the dickhead green woke brigade rise up and now want new petrol cars banned from 2030 and want subsidies for electric vehicles.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:35 pm
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nothing like the smell and sound of a v8!!!

i saw the post asking for mods, i thought i might apply!

that made me laugh!

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:49 pm
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Why not? Smile
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:53 pm
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David wrote:
Why not? Smile

REALLY??? youd let me??

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 12:11 am
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Of course! We’ll consider anyone who applies, and I don’t see why you wouldn’t do a good job. There’ll be a few applications for us to choose from of course, but if it’s something you want to do, you should go for it!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:14 pm
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https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/10/20/lidia-thorpe-rebel-bikie-gang-net-zero-emissions/
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:50 pm
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I have to concede: that’s pretty good Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:33 pm
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In the mess at work the other day. One of the blokes greets a South African workmate with "Whada ya know".... The South African, very defensively responded " What do I know about what??!!".

You had to be there I guess, but it made me chuckle.

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lazzadesilva Virgo



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 1:31 pm
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^^^^^

That’s funny.

I remember a Sri Lankan person who had just arrived at Melbourne airport being asked “How are you going?”. He innocently replied “my cousin is picking me up in his car” 😀😃🤪

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