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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 3:13 pm
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They were both good putdowns, I wonder who wrote them for her.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 3:14 pm
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Not all cyclists are selfish, but there is a large percentage of self entitled twats who think it is their right to be on/in the road and car drivers should defer to them.

Grow some courtesy and brains and GTF out of the way.


There is not a large % at all.
Most car drivers too most of the time are not selfish entitled twats either but a large percentage of males and tradies are over represented IMO are often the worst car drivers with respect to cycling safety (based on peer reviewed anecdotal evidence) 😉😜🚲

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 4:00 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
They were both good putdowns, I wonder who wrote them for her.


Say what you will about zoomers, but they are generally pretty good at this stuff.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:06 pm
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Greta doesn't strike me as someone good with a quip or having any semblance of a sense of humour. Given the time lag between the original post by the twat and her response, I'm calling she workshopped it.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:15 pm
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watt price tully wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Not all cyclists are selfish, but there is a large percentage of self entitled twats who think it is their right to be on/in the road and car drivers should defer to them.

Grow some courtesy and brains and GTF out of the way.


There is not a large % at all.
Most car drivers too most of the time are not selfish entitled twats either but a large percentage of males and tradies are over represented IMO are often the worst car drivers with respect to cycling safety (based on peer reviewed anecdotal evidence) 😉😜🚲


There's a lot more car drivers than cyclists, so a small % of self entitled twat driver is a far larger number than the larger % of self entitle twat cyclists.

I almost felled one today. Coming up to a roundabout, I looked to the right, saw nothing and drove through then, next second there's a lycra clad clown hitting his brakes to stop before he bounced over my bonnet.

He must have been going fast, but he was also wearing dark colours, blue and black and came at me out of shadow, so maybe I just missed seeing him.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:25 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
Greta doesn't strike me as someone good with a quip or having any semblance of a sense of humour. Given the time lag between the original post by the twat and her response, I'm calling she workshopped it.


oh for sure. That'd be her autism!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:33 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
watt price tully wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Not all cyclists are selfish, but there is a large percentage of self entitled twats who think it is their right to be on/in the road and car drivers should defer to them.

Grow some courtesy and brains and GTF out of the way.


There is not a large % at all.
Most car drivers too most of the time are not selfish entitled twats either but a large percentage of males and tradies are over represented IMO are often the worst car drivers with respect to cycling safety (based on peer reviewed anecdotal evidence) 😉😜🚲


There's a lot more car drivers than cyclists, so a small % of self entitled twat driver is a far larger number than the larger % of self entitle twat cyclists.

I almost felled one today. Coming up to a roundabout, I looked to the right, saw nothing and drove through then, next second there's a lycra clad clown hitting his brakes to stop before he bounced over my bonnet.

He must have been going fast, but he was also wearing dark colours, blue and black and came at me out of shadow, so maybe I just missed seeing him.


How many times do you get frustrated by car driving clowns 🤡? There’s a lot of them about when I drive let alone when I ride my bike.

At night I congratulate bike riders in dark clothes and poor lights; my usual refrain is “your camouflage is working well, I could barely see you”

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:22 pm
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I get frustrated by car driving clowns multiple times every single time I drive anywhere.

The list of indiscretions is long and heart felt, I want a car with M50's poking through the headlights.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:56 am
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lol

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/design/10-million-martin-luther-king-penis-statue-is-insulting/news-story/0e3e3c7f26cc047988210631a3790b28

Once the pigeons start craping on it the whole joke just gets funnier; as far as public entertainment goes it has certainly hit the mark.
Is it artistic pareidolia or just a big d!#*k.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 6:39 pm
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whether it looks like a penis or not is debatable, what's clear is that the casual person walking up to it is in no way going to draw a connection with Martin Luthor King.

It could represent anything, someone paid someone $10M for that? Shocked And it's called Art. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 6:56 pm
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That’s so bad!
And Boston is such a pretty old city, that won’t fit in at all!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 1:38 pm
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I love Tony Martins Sizzletown.

https://www.sizzletownpodcast.com/

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:03 pm
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Australian magpie mimicking dogs barking

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1618648519681908736?t=HKOJDcxWF8XA0J9WYOPOJg&s=19

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 11:52 pm
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My heroes “The Yes Men” at it again. Magnificent

https://amp.theguardian.com/fashion/2023/jan/16/berlin-fashion-spoof-causes-chaos-as-adidas-denies-involvement

This is a trailer from some really ballsy work they did years ago. Friggin brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3s_pJw7OAU

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 11:12 am
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Not bad
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